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at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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	rimrunner 2009-01-22 06:27 am UTC (link)
	This. I didn't have bridesmaids, I had a bridal posse. (Because two of them were men and all four of them own guns, in one case enough guns to arm a small country.) I told them I didn't care what they wore as long as it wouldn't get them arrested. They wore kilts. So did most of the male guests, once the word got out. It was AWESOME. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2009-01-22 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	My husband wanted to wear a kilt in my family's pattern, but my mother informed him that he didn't pass the minimum calf circumference requirement. It was for the best! ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lirazel 2009-01-26 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	My mother-in-law threatened to hide my husband's kilt before our wedding. ;_; (Reply to this)(Parent)

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