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at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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napalmnacey
2009-01-22 08:16 am UTC (link)

Dude, same here. Little sister's wedding, not much money but she wanted it to be pretty. I:

- Did the make-up for the bridesmaids on the day, as professionally as possible (I studied youtube videos and shit for months and bought proper make-up application brushes and Tina bought non-store make-up stuff)
- Helped do the hair. (Lots of curls to be waxed and styled)
- In the months preceding, and the days preceding, sewed the dresses for the flowergirls. All three of them.
- Ran an awesome Hen's Night.
- Did all the shopping with Tina that she needed to do, except the jewellry shopping.

I had no problem doing this for my little sister. She's the only little sister I got and I wanted her day to be perfect. But dear God, this woman's entitled attitude shits me. Tina recognised all the hard work I put into her big day and she was thankful for it. I got free shoes and free jewellry (I let her keep my bridesmaid dress cause I don't wear hot red).

If this woman tried this shit with me, I'd piss on her wedding cake.

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