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at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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TMI time with takhys! :D

takhys
2009-01-23 08:50 am UTC (link)

I've used tampons in a non-uterine way, but that's because we were three hours from the nearest doctor's office (eight to a hospital) and a friend of mine missed with the hatchet and carved a chunk out of her leg. It wasn't something we could easily bind tightly, so we packed the wound with tampons, bound it, and trekked out of the woods.

HOWEVER, if you're getting smacked around with hatchets at the wedding and an air lift is the only way to get to a hospital, maybe you've got bigger problems then random tampons.

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	Re: TMI time with takhys! :D singe 2009-01-23 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	See, I have no problem with that. It's whipping them out at formal, non-emergency, occasions that's disturbing my delicate sensibilities. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

takhys
2009-01-23 08:02 pm UTC (link)

Also, I have a friend who swears by this, but...uh...well, it's a little weird imho: she takes tampons, dips 'em in paraffin, and keeps them in her emergency kit as fire starters. Light the string and if they're wax-coated, they'll burn for a few minutes, certainly long enough to get heavier sticks started in the absence of tinder.

(Hi. I'm from the far North of Canada.)

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	singe 2009-01-23 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Hi, I used to live in Alaska and I think that's damn clever. ANYTHING to get a fire started! ANYTHING! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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