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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-01-28 17:51:00
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Entry tags:food, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, let them eat cake, microwave of the night

Alton Brown does what?!?!?
[info]angieobsessed would like us all to know that microwaving butter in order to melt it is a crime against humanity.

This has been a public service announcement.


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[info]sandglass
2009-01-29 12:25 am UTC (link)
I'm gonna stop now. I never heard of an Alton Brown and it really isn't worth the time.

Well, there goes all your culinary credibility.

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[info]atalantapendrag
2009-01-29 12:32 am UTC (link)
"An" Alton Brown? Oooh, does that mean there's more than one? Can I have one?

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[info]llama_treats
2009-01-29 12:34 am UTC (link)
You can collect the whole set!

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[info]atalantapendrag
2009-01-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
Mmmm. One out shopping at Whole Foods, one whipping up something in the kitchen, one in the bedroom... Now that's multitasking!

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chal
2009-01-29 01:53 am UTC (link)
THIS COMMENT IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

Ngah. How so sexy, Alton? Chubby, balding, middle-aged man, and still, I WANTS HIM AND HIS SEXY, SEXY BRAIN.

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[info]rosehiptea
2009-01-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
He is very sexy, isn't he? My daughter loves him, too.

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[info]sevendeadlyfun
2009-01-29 02:51 am UTC (link)
Now you've done it. All I can think about is that scary awful Alton Brown fic that starts off with him contemplating the softness of Mario Batali's sweet curves. CURSE YOU.

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chal
2009-01-29 03:01 am UTC (link)
I ... um ... wow.

Just when I think Rule 34 and the internet have nothing more to surprise me with, BAMF! ::laughs:: I am *almost* intrigued, and yet ...

Not that Mario Batali isn't kind of adorable in his own right.

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[info]sevendeadlyfun
2009-01-29 03:27 am UTC (link)
I lied. The pairing is Alton Brown/Mike Rowe, who is the guy from Dirty Jobs. And be warned: this is definitely VERY WRONG. Also slightly lolzy.

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chal
2009-01-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
::dies:: Oh, see, now I *have* to read it, because Alton Brown and Mike Rowe occupy the top two spots on the list of "Men I Would Actually Consider Breaking My Marriage Vows For". If there was such a thing as well-written, plausible slash of those two? That ... you don't even want to know how happy that would make me. Metaphors escape me, utterly.

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[info]rachelmap
2009-01-29 07:24 am UTC (link)
*Dies and iz ded* :D

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[info]salamandersam
2009-01-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, I'm at work and therefore cannot read yet. This pains me deeply as I love badfic.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2009-01-29 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Wait, what?

I...

I'll be in my bunk.

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[info]mcity
2009-01-30 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Mike Rowe? Well, that makes slightly more sense.

Wait, the frick am I saying?

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[info]brennalarose
2009-01-29 01:44 pm UTC (link)
GODDAMN YOU, RULE 34! *weeps*

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[info]coquelicot
2009-01-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
It's the glasses.

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[info]kalakagatha
2009-01-30 02:55 pm UTC (link)
It's the competence.

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[info]kittenmommy
2009-02-28 05:19 am UTC (link)

Mmmm. One out shopping at Whole Foods, one whipping up something in the kitchen, one in the bedroom... Now that's multitasking!

Win!

How long do you suppose it'll be before they perfect human cloning? ;)

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[info]aerobot
2009-01-29 04:03 am UTC (link)
Admittedly, I haven't either. But then, I don't claim to be anything but just barely competent at cooking.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-01-29 12:31 pm UTC (link)
I keep being unable to match faces to names with most of the Food network chefs. Fail, lose, GUTSMAN'S ASS i said nothing.

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[info]tarash
2009-01-29 12:11 pm UTC (link)
Does the entire culinary world know about this Alton Brown guy, or just the American culinary world?

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[info]beta_aquilae
2009-01-30 09:27 pm UTC (link)
In case you want the perspective of a Finnish foodie restaurant school student, planning on becoming a chef: If I hadn't been Internetically immersed for years (which makes me about as non-existent as bisexuals, since everyone knows the Internet is exclusively populated by Americans), I'd have to say, Alton Who?

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[info]naive_wanderer
2009-01-30 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I'm American and I had never heard of this guy before, either.

I'm... pretty bad at cooking and its associated knowledge, though.

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tree
2009-01-30 11:43 pm UTC (link)
This is making me feel a bit better. I've never heard of the guy so there goes my pop culture cred, but then I'm not part of the culinary world either so ... points back?

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[info]phosfate
2009-01-29 03:46 pm UTC (link)
The Prime Minister cooks?

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