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	llama_treats 2009-01-29 12:34 am UTC (link)
	You can collect the whole set! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	atalantapendrag 2009-01-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Mmmm. One out shopping at Whole Foods, one whipping up something in the kitchen, one in the bedroom... Now that's multitasking! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chal 2009-01-29 01:53 am UTC (link)
	THIS COMMENT IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS Ngah. How so sexy, Alton? Chubby, balding, middle-aged man, and still, I WANTS HIM AND HIS SEXY, SEXY BRAIN. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rosehiptea 2009-01-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
	He is very sexy, isn't he? My daughter loves him, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sevendeadlyfun 2009-01-29 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Now you've done it. All I can think about is that scary awful Alton Brown fic that starts off with him contemplating the softness of Mario Batali's sweet curves. CURSE YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chal 2009-01-29 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I ... um ... wow. Just when I think Rule 34 and the internet have nothing more to surprise me with, BAMF! ::laughs:: I am almost intrigued, and yet ... Not that Mario Batali isn't kind of adorable in his own right. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sevendeadlyfun 2009-01-29 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I lied. The pairing is Alton Brown/Mike Rowe, who is the guy from Dirty Jobs. And be warned: this is definitely VERY WRONG. Also slightly lolzy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chal 2009-01-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
	::dies:: Oh, see, now I have to read it, because Alton Brown and Mike Rowe occupy the top two spots on the list of "Men I Would Actually Consider Breaking My Marriage Vows For". If there was such a thing as well-written, plausible slash of those two? That ... you don't even want to know how happy that would make me. Metaphors escape me, utterly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelmap 2009-01-29 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Dies and iz ded :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	salamandersam 2009-01-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Dammit, I'm at work and therefore cannot read yet. This pains me deeply as I love badfic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

sevendeadlyfun
2009-01-29 06:11 pm UTC (link)

To be fair, I don't know that it's badfic. I can't get past the first bit where Alton tells Mike his body is not a unitasker and demonstrates with his tongue. That sets me into furious giggles and I have to close the tab to regain my sanity.

So, it may be a very good fic and I'm just a wimp who can't handle it. I've tried to read it through about half a dozen times. Giggles. Furious giggles. It's embarrassing.

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	altoidsaddict 2009-01-29 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, what? I... I'll be in my bunk. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mcity 2009-01-30 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Mike Rowe? Well, that makes slightly more sense. Wait, the frick am I saying? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brennalarose 2009-01-29 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	GODDAMN YOU, RULE 34! weeps (Reply to this)(Parent)

	coquelicot 2009-01-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
	It's the glasses. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kalakagatha 2009-01-30 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	It's the competence. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kittenmommy 2009-02-28 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Mmmm. One out shopping at Whole Foods, one whipping up something in the kitchen, one in the bedroom... Now that's multitasking! Win! How long do you suppose it'll be before they perfect human cloning? ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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