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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-01-28 17:51:00


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Entry tags:food, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, let them eat cake, microwave of the night

Alton Brown does what?!?!?
[info]angieobsessed would like us all to know that microwaving butter in order to melt it is a crime against humanity.

This has been a public service announcement.



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[info]tez
2009-01-29 12:59 am UTC (link)
I actually have been known to let it sit on a saucer near the burner while I'm making something else.

However, the last time I used the oven I totally forgot that there was a stick of butter sitting on the stove. Result: giant buttery mess. That's rather a nice example of What Not To Do.

We should form a Butter Heathens Society. What would she think of people who use *gaspu* MARGARINE?

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[info]dez_chan
2009-01-29 07:09 am UTC (link)
I don't think anything in particular about the people who use it, but margarine is seriously gross. [/butter snobbery]

Shit, that's not funny enough. Um. I'll bet people who use margarine rape babies. TRUFAX. Fuck, I wrote that out and then it reminded me of the butter-as-lube scene in Last Tango in Paris and then I squicked myself!

The lesson here: Use butter. It's good enough for your ass, it's good enough for eating, I guess.

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