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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-01-28 17:51:00
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Entry tags:food, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, let them eat cake, microwave of the night

Alton Brown does what?!?!?
[info]angieobsessed would like us all to know that microwaving butter in order to melt it is a crime against humanity.

This has been a public service announcement.


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[info]witty
2009-01-29 01:30 am UTC (link)
Okay, wanking about Alton Brown's butter is all well and good, but I think we need to discuss a much more serious and pressing issue: Alton Brown doesn't know how to pronounce the Concord in Concord grapes.

Seriously! How can a food professional not know that! That dumb little kid for Welch's has been saying it right this whole time!

*pant* *pant* Okay, I feel better.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-01-29 12:39 pm UTC (link)
How does he say it? I haven't had the wtf of hearing this.

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[info]witty
2009-01-29 01:25 pm UTC (link)
The same way President Bartlet used to say it (also wrong, except wronger because he had been the fricken governor of New Hampshire): like the French airplane, KON-KORD with two long Os and emphasis equally on both syllables.

Everybody knows it is actually KONG-kerd. (Or if you're from Boston, KONG-kid.)

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[info]thoms
2009-01-29 10:34 pm UTC (link)
I've been pronouncing it KON-KORD all this time too.

Learn something new everyday.

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[info]isntitironic
2009-01-31 01:27 am UTC (link)
"Have some wine? It's from Gaul. You might say it's made with... Conquered Grapes!"

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