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	chal 2009-01-29 01:53 am UTC (link)
	THIS COMMENT IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS Ngah. How so sexy, Alton? Chubby, balding, middle-aged man, and still, I WANTS HIM AND HIS SEXY, SEXY BRAIN. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rosehiptea 2009-01-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
	He is very sexy, isn't he? My daughter loves him, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sevendeadlyfun 2009-01-29 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Now you've done it. All I can think about is that scary awful Alton Brown fic that starts off with him contemplating the softness of Mario Batali's sweet curves. CURSE YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chal 2009-01-29 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I ... um ... wow. Just when I think Rule 34 and the internet have nothing more to surprise me with, BAMF! ::laughs:: I am almost intrigued, and yet ... Not that Mario Batali isn't kind of adorable in his own right. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sevendeadlyfun 2009-01-29 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I lied. The pairing is Alton Brown/Mike Rowe, who is the guy from Dirty Jobs. And be warned: this is definitely VERY WRONG. Also slightly lolzy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chal 2009-01-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
	::dies:: Oh, see, now I have to read it, because Alton Brown and Mike Rowe occupy the top two spots on the list of "Men I Would Actually Consider Breaking My Marriage Vows For". If there was such a thing as well-written, plausible slash of those two? That ... you don't even want to know how happy that would make me. Metaphors escape me, utterly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelmap 2009-01-29 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Dies and iz ded :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	salamandersam 2009-01-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Dammit, I'm at work and therefore cannot read yet. This pains me deeply as I love badfic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

sevendeadlyfun
2009-01-29 06:11 pm UTC (link)

To be fair, I don't know that it's badfic. I can't get past the first bit where Alton tells Mike his body is not a unitasker and demonstrates with his tongue. That sets me into furious giggles and I have to close the tab to regain my sanity.

So, it may be a very good fic and I'm just a wimp who can't handle it. I've tried to read it through about half a dozen times. Giggles. Furious giggles. It's embarrassing.

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	altoidsaddict 2009-01-29 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, what? I... I'll be in my bunk. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mcity 2009-01-30 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Mike Rowe? Well, that makes slightly more sense. Wait, the frick am I saying? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brennalarose 2009-01-29 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	GODDAMN YOU, RULE 34! weeps (Reply to this)(Parent)

	coquelicot 2009-01-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
	It's the glasses. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kalakagatha 2009-01-30 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	It's the competence. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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