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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-01-28 17:51:00
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Entry tags:food, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, let them eat cake, microwave of the night

Alton Brown does what?!?!?
[info]angieobsessed would like us all to know that microwaving butter in order to melt it is a crime against humanity.

This has been a public service announcement.


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[info]tehrin
2009-01-29 05:00 am UTC (link)
All microwaves do is speed up the vibration of water molecules to cook food. True, it can alter the tastes of some foods but it's not like it causes such a drastic change.

I still want to know what she thinks happens in the goddamn conventional oven.

The Magic of Disney

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[info]kadath
2009-01-29 05:16 am UTC (link)
I'm over here ranting to my husband about "THAT IS NOT HOW DIELECTRIC HEATING WORKS" and "WHAT DOES SHE THINK THE ENTHALPY OF DISSOCIATION OF 'VITAMINS' IS, ANYWAY?" and he's all "that's nice, honey."

This is the most worked up I've been about a wank, like, ever. :(

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ariadne484
2009-01-29 06:08 am UTC (link)
"WHAT DOES SHE THINK THE ENTHALPY OF DISSOCIATION OF 'VITAMINS' IS, ANYWAY?"

I see you already have a husband, but will you marry me? I can cook, clean, and balance simple equations!

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[info]kadath
2009-01-29 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Well, he's on my shit list for waking me up last night with a screaming nightmare that he doesn't remember happening, so I may be interviewing replacements in the near future.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2009-01-30 01:43 am UTC (link)
He sounds like my parents. I occasionally get very righteously shout about immense stupidity, and they basically tell me to STFU or ignore me entirely, which is just immensely unsatisfying.

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