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bookbug87 ([info]bookbug87) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-03 08:34:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:...and it rhymes!, knitting, pseuicide, socks: literal

A tale of two pseuicides
There once was a knitter named Danielle
Whose business wasn't running so well
Unable to dye
She pretended to die
But no one believed her death knell

Knitters mourned the late MommaMonkey
Her loss was a great tragedy
But a Twitter email
Exposed the tall tale
She lives on as confined2me


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[info]deliciouschaos
2009-02-03 05:51 pm UTC (link)
When the knitting community heard of MommaMonkey's death (due to complications from Lupus) last January

IT'S NEVER LUPUS

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[info]rhrsoulmates
2009-02-03 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Lol!

Except that one time.

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2009-02-04 06:50 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]delicfcd, 2009-02-09 02:45 am UTC

[info]siempredescalzo
2009-02-04 09:08 am UTC (link)
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose first thought to this wank was that.

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(no subject) - [info]sistercoyote, 2009-02-04 06:00 pm UTC

[info]jkefka
2009-02-03 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Knitting Pseuicide wank in limerick form.

My week just got so much better.

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[info]deviantdesade
2009-02-03 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Win.

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[info]platedlizard
2009-02-03 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I love the smell of pseudocide in the morning.

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[info]hallidae
2009-02-03 06:58 pm UTC (link)
And the day just got entertaining, glee!

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[info]sneer
2009-02-03 07:36 pm UTC (link)
OH YAY KNITTING WANK+PSEUDOCIDE+REPORT IN LIMERICK FORM, the only thing that would make this better is ponies.

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(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2009-02-03 07:39 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-02-03 07:51 pm UTC
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[info]risha
2009-02-03 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Perfect for a snowy day with nothing to do. *sits back with some hot cocoa to read*

(Also, +1 to whomever added the tags.)

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[info]magnolia_mama
2009-02-03 07:52 pm UTC (link)
The best part about this? It's a pseuicide chain reaction train.

From the third link, about Danielle:
I am betting she is trying to cash in on the Gigi-train.
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. Her email from her fictional brother went out not a week after Gigi died.

Gigi? = MommaMonkey. From the last link:
People who will claim on Knitty Board and Ravelry to this damn day that they were friends with Gigi in real life.

What could only make this better is if Danielle and Gigi turn out to be the same person trying to knock off a few superfluous sockpuppets.

Also, the name of that first knitting site makes me want to sing "Lime in the Coconut."

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[info]notjo
2009-02-03 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I received an email this morning from Margaret who said she was Danielle Glunt's (MCY) sister and that she was upset because she was just told that Danielle has passed away. Then she asked if I wanted to buy anymore yarn.

O.o?? But, no stutter typing and asking for lipgloss?

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-02-03 09:03 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lirazel, 2009-02-04 04:23 pm UTC

[info]glossing2
2009-02-03 08:56 pm UTC (link)
socks: literal
Best tag EVER.

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[info]littleshebear
2009-02-03 08:57 pm UTC (link)
A+, would wank again!

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[info]brennalarose
2009-02-03 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Ah, knitting wank! *settles in with popcorn*

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[info]mir8lle
2009-02-03 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I have just one question: does anybody know if this is the wank that has been occupying a gazillion pages on ravelry or could it be that we're all lucky enough to experience THREE knitting pseuicides all at the same time.

And if it's the latter, what does this mean for the space/time continuum?

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(no subject) - [info]tephra, 2009-02-03 09:26 pm UTC
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[info]dawnswalker
2009-02-03 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's quite a yarn!

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[info]meagenimage
2009-02-03 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Bonus points for the perfect icon. (It's from the "how to fake your death" video, innit?)

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(no subject) - [info]bookbug87, 2009-02-03 11:20 pm UTC
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[info]xturtle
2009-02-03 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I heart you. I've been waiting for someone to find this somewhere other than on Ravelry forever. I was way too lazy to hunt it down.

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[info]joye
2009-02-03 11:56 pm UTC (link)
the filthy whore's cunt is alive and well and continuing to prey on the sympathies of others

That's an interesting image.

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[info]guillemette
2009-02-04 01:00 am UTC (link)
So much win!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2009-02-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
Pseuicides? Over knitting?

It's more likely than you think.

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[info]purple_sammich
2009-02-04 03:35 am UTC (link)
Haha, this made my day.

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[info]purple_smurf
2009-02-04 06:59 am UTC (link)
I clearly need to hang out in the forums at that place starting with an "R" more often. I think I saw the announcements of "deaths", but nothing further. Oh, yay wank ♥

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(no subject) - [info]bookbug87, 2009-02-04 05:38 pm UTC
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[info]dragonsong12
2009-02-04 02:58 pm UTC (link)
Sweet, sweet pseuicide...ahhh, there's nothing better than that (it's one of those forms of wank that never ceases to amuse). And limericks to boot!
It's like having my cake piled high with delicious frosting icing microwave-melted-butter.

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[info]feenix
2009-02-04 03:32 pm UTC (link)
8/10 for the limericks (the meter's a bit off), but 10/10 for the tags.

...so, uh, is this literally sockpuppet wank?

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2009-02-07 12:12 pm UTC

  
   
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