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bookbug87 ([info]bookbug87) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-03 08:34:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:...and it rhymes!, knitting, pseuicide, socks: literal

A tale of two pseuicides
There once was a knitter named Danielle
Whose business wasn't running so well
Unable to dye
She pretended to die
But no one believed her death knell

Knitters mourned the late MommaMonkey
Her loss was a great tragedy
But a Twitter email
Exposed the tall tale
She lives on as confined2me


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[info]magnolia_mama
2009-02-03 07:52 pm UTC (link)
The best part about this? It's a pseuicide chain reaction train.

From the third link, about Danielle:
I am betting she is trying to cash in on the Gigi-train.
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. Her email from her fictional brother went out not a week after Gigi died.

Gigi? = MommaMonkey. From the last link:
People who will claim on Knitty Board and Ravelry to this damn day that they were friends with Gigi in real life.

What could only make this better is if Danielle and Gigi turn out to be the same person trying to knock off a few superfluous sockpuppets.

Also, the name of that first knitting site makes me want to sing "Lime in the Coconut."

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