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bookbug87 ([info]bookbug87) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-03 08:34:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:...and it rhymes!, knitting, pseuicide, socks: literal

A tale of two pseuicides
There once was a knitter named Danielle
Whose business wasn't running so well
Unable to dye
She pretended to die
But no one believed her death knell

Knitters mourned the late MommaMonkey
Her loss was a great tragedy
But a Twitter email
Exposed the tall tale
She lives on as confined2me


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[info]notjo
2009-02-03 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I received an email this morning from Margaret who said she was Danielle Glunt's (MCY) sister and that she was upset because she was just told that Danielle has passed away. Then she asked if I wanted to buy anymore yarn.

O.o?? But, no stutter typing and asking for lipgloss?

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[info]platedlizard
2009-02-03 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Because that's what I would totally be thinking about if my sister died, selling yarn!

Totally shameless.

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[info]mir8lle
2009-02-03 09:47 pm UTC (link)
But wait! Not just yarn:

I had gotten the original email from the brother and he had asked me if I wanted to buy shoes, purses, and jewelry since Danielle was not going to need it anymore.

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[info]platedlizard
2009-02-03 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Actually that is something my sister would totally do. Platedlizard's dead, let's sell her stuff!

Can a 25 year old still be a brat?

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[info]utahraptor
2009-02-03 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Even older.

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[info]luxshine
2009-02-04 01:02 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure my brother would wait for me to be dead to sell my stuff if he could get his hands on it, to be honest...

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[info]tekenduis
2009-02-04 01:04 am UTC (link)
If my grandmother is any indication, people can still be brats into their 70s.

(It runs in the family. It's not my fault. It's genetics.)

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[info]chibikaijuu
2009-02-04 06:54 am UTC (link)
Huh. Apparently, my brother would probably keep my stuff, to "read it and shit".

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[info]lirazel
2009-02-04 04:23 pm UTC (link)
My youngest aunt is nearly fifty. Complete and total brat.

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