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bookbug87 ([info]bookbug87) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-03 08:34:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:...and it rhymes!, knitting, pseuicide, socks: literal

A tale of two pseuicides
There once was a knitter named Danielle
Whose business wasn't running so well
Unable to dye
She pretended to die
But no one believed her death knell

Knitters mourned the late MommaMonkey
Her loss was a great tragedy
But a Twitter email
Exposed the tall tale
She lives on as confined2me


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[info]mindset
2009-02-04 12:32 am UTC (link)
I'm imagining something like the Vagina Couch, only mobile. And with big teeth. Sort of like the Luggage.

D:

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2009-02-04 01:16 am UTC (link)
... Why did I look? WHY DID I LOOK?!

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[info]honorh
2009-02-04 12:20 pm UTC (link)
I feel your pain.

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[info]sistercoyote
2009-02-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
One thing I have learned around here is that if I don't think I want to click the link, I don't click the link. Even if I have the slightest doubt, I don't click the link.

Comments like yours reassure me that this is the best decision.

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[info]brennalarose
2009-02-04 02:06 am UTC (link)
...That's art? That's furniture?

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[info]sgaana
2009-02-04 02:15 am UTC (link)
That's for sale! IT COULD BE YOURS!

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[info]lemone
2009-02-04 02:37 am UTC (link)
It's not something I'd want in my house where normal people and so forth could see or pay money dollars for or anything, but I do sort of want it for one reason: it looks like something my kitties would dearly love to curl up in, and I love things that my kitties love. Also, visual puns.

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[info]brennalarose
2009-02-06 01:13 am UTC (link)
My cats would tear it to shreds, which is imagery that would not sit well.

Your icon tickles me.

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