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bookbug87 ([info]bookbug87) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-03 08:34:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:...and it rhymes!, knitting, pseuicide, socks: literal

A tale of two pseuicides
There once was a knitter named Danielle
Whose business wasn't running so well
Unable to dye
She pretended to die
But no one believed her death knell

Knitters mourned the late MommaMonkey
Her loss was a great tragedy
But a Twitter email
Exposed the tall tale
She lives on as confined2me


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[info]mooncalf
2009-02-04 02:05 am UTC (link)
Truly, I was hooked.

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[info]makeshyft
2009-02-04 02:58 am UTC (link)
Well, It COULD be better.. but I'm just knitpicking..

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[info]everstar
2009-02-04 05:17 am UTC (link)
Stop needling people!

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[info]kalypsi_cat
2009-02-04 07:30 am UTC (link)
Well, you know what they say. You reap what you sew.

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[info]inter_alia
2009-02-04 07:35 am UTC (link)
Two pseuicides? Anyone else notice a pattern?

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[info]everstar
2009-02-04 07:42 am UTC (link)
Indeed. I think this story is more than it seams.

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[info]mir8lle
2009-02-04 11:21 am UTC (link)
What a tangled web they weave.

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[info]sheep
2009-02-04 05:28 pm UTC (link)
I love this thread <3

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[info]thoms
2009-02-05 08:09 am UTC (link)
An internet for you, and one for you and you and all of you.

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[info]ashes
2009-02-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
A+++ Would read to avoid cleaning again.

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