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bookbug87 ([info]bookbug87) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-03 08:34:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:...and it rhymes!, knitting, pseuicide, socks: literal

A tale of two pseuicides
There once was a knitter named Danielle
Whose business wasn't running so well
Unable to dye
She pretended to die
But no one believed her death knell

Knitters mourned the late MommaMonkey
Her loss was a great tragedy
But a Twitter email
Exposed the tall tale
She lives on as confined2me



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[info]chibikaijuu
2009-02-04 06:54 am UTC (link)
Huh. Apparently, my brother would probably keep my stuff, to "read it and shit".

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