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bookbug87 ([info]bookbug87) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-03 08:34:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:...and it rhymes!, knitting, pseuicide, socks: literal

A tale of two pseuicides
There once was a knitter named Danielle
Whose business wasn't running so well
Unable to dye
She pretended to die
But no one believed her death knell

Knitters mourned the late MommaMonkey
Her loss was a great tragedy
But a Twitter email
Exposed the tall tale
She lives on as confined2me


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[info]notarose
2009-02-04 10:34 am UTC (link)
Non-pictoral pony report non-related to the wank:

One of the theatre students at my university made a half-pony half-monkey monster (MonkeyPony, rather centaur like but with a monkey tail) to please the costume shop manager.

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[info]kefanii
2009-02-04 07:18 pm UTC (link)
But I get the feeling that you don't like it, what's with all the screaming?

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[info]veleda_k
2009-02-07 06:20 am UTC (link)
You like monkeys, you like ponies. Maybe you don't like monsters so much.

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