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your cousin Vito ([info]vito_excalibur) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-12 11:28:00


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Entry tags:knitting, socks: literal

Madame Defarge probably isn't welcome there EITHER
Ravelry: it's like Facebook! It's for knitters and crocheters! It hit the New York Observer! It spawns four pages of grudgewank! It's like a concentration camp, in a way!



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[info]glossing2
2009-02-13 07:49 pm UTC (link)
The (supportive) comment about how Ravelry is the internet for fiber-people isn't far off the mark. Swear to *god*, a lot of these people seem never to have communicated on-line (let alone realized that there might be different people in the big bad world out there). Their wanks are like perfect miniatures of persistent themes -- Nazis! Lurkers support them in email! Swearing is unladylike!

...I had to get a Firefox extension to block me from reading the forums. My mental health and blood pressure are *much* better now.

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[info]anatsuno
2009-02-13 08:08 pm UTC (link)
aaah, THIS is what you meant about using the other browser to see the wank! *g* I get it now. :D

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[info]glossing2
2009-02-13 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Hee, yes! I was wasting *insane* amounts of time boggling at the crazy and the bigoted. Now I just look at pretty projects and enjoy myself. <3

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[info]anatsuno
2009-02-13 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Hey, did you start the Triangle? I might finally cast it on this weekend... Don't know what needle size I'm going to need exactly yet.

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[info]glossing2
2009-02-13 08:27 pm UTC (link)
I did! I keep delaying posting about it, on Rav or IJ, because I'm cameraless at the moment. I went with 4mm for the laceweight yarn, and it's a little lacier than I'm usually comfortable with.

Good luck casting on! I couldn't deal with the garter-tab caston. *lame*

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[info]castalianspring
2009-02-13 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Their wanks are like perfect miniatures of persistent themes -- Nazis! Lurkers support them in email! Swearing is unladylike!

So, so true. I've given up on the forums b/c there's always surprise!breastfeeding wank in the threads. I swear, it's like a lactating landmine every time.

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[info]libelle
2009-02-13 10:17 pm UTC (link)
I want a boobies-icon with WARNING - LACTATING LANDMINES on it now. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no talent for photoshop.

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[info]castalianspring
2009-02-14 02:23 am UTC (link)
If you've got a pic in mind, send it on over (castaliafoster at gmail dot com) and I'll do the text.

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[info]glossing2
2009-02-14 12:19 am UTC (link)
lactating landmine
The kind that goes SQUOOSH!

Unrelatedly (I think), I particularly enjoyed the "Europeans don't wash their dishes" wank.

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[info]castalianspring
2009-02-14 02:24 am UTC (link)
Dude, I missed that one! This is why I only belong to a few small groups on Ravelry. I'm mostly just there for the archiving and pattern/yarn databases.

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[info]ayezur
2009-02-14 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Wait, what.

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[info]glossing2
2009-02-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I *think* it began as an observation that particular Europeans the poster stayed with didn't rinse their dishes after washing, but it soon blew up into this whole Eco vs. Obese American vs. Warriors for Hygiene thing.

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[info]lady_ganesh
2009-02-17 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh, my lord.

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