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sparkthatbled ([info]sparkthatbled) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-14 10:47:00


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Current mood:orz
Entry tags:my kingdom for a link, wtf are you on about?

The select button forums have a thread following the actions of Robert "Bob's Game" Pelloni, and commenting on the things he does. That is, until about page 24 of the thread, where it is suddenly invaded by self-promoting "Internet Performance Artist" Onideus Mad Hatter, who promptly makes a load of posts all about himself, something he's apparently done before. Also, adult babies, Photoshop and breakdancing.

UPDAYTE: Annnnnd his ass has been BANNED!



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[info]sheep
2009-02-14 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Broken html or forgotten link?

The mystery begins!

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[info]sparkthatbled
2009-02-14 10:47 pm UTC (link)
What the...?

Hold on, I'll get to the bottom of this!

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[info]sparkthatbled
2009-02-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
OK, it should be all right now...

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[info]makeshyft
2009-02-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
Remember when goth kidss were into Neil Gaiman instead of Nicktoons? Those were good times.

IAWTC.

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[info]visp
2009-02-15 07:12 am UTC (link)
So true. So sad, too.

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[info]tachikoma01
2009-02-16 08:56 pm UTC (link)
I've been out of the goth scene (and into the EGL/Steampunk scene) for awhile now... wasn't Invader Zim really the only Nicktoon the goth kidss were really into? Or was there something else?


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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2009-02-17 02:23 am UTC

[info]coquelicot
2009-02-15 01:32 am UTC (link)
The phrase "Internet Performance Artist" makes me want to punch someone. Preferably the "artist".

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[info]bigbigtruck
2009-02-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
wow, he's still around

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[info]teruhiko
2009-02-15 07:44 am UTC (link)
Wow, I remember that dude from his run-in with the SA forums...

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[info]sisterelwood
2009-02-15 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Bet they had fun together. Isn't that the forum that he managed to get banned from?

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[info]teruhiko
2009-02-15 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Getting banned from SA isn't particularly difficult, but yeah. From what I remember he got into a tizzy on the subforum BYOB (which is probably the most "harmless" forum when it comes to trolling other websites) when he found out they made fun of him or a site of his or something, I forget, and everyone poked a bit of fun at him until Lowtax banned him. That was years ago by now, though... I'm surprised I recognised his name from it.

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(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2009-02-15 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2009-02-15 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-02-15 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2009-02-18 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2009-02-18 08:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2009-02-16 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2009-02-16 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2009-02-19 06:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]provetheworst, 2009-02-16 08:58 pm UTC

[info]darksumomo
2009-02-19 06:50 am UTC (link)
Here's the wank report I wrote for the Flame Warriors forum back in December 2006 about his experience with Something Awful (edited, as I used his real name in the original, which is why I don't link to it here).

Multiforum drama--Evil Clowns of SA vs. Jerk of USENET

I present an Internet forum drama in three acts.

Act One. The Evil Clowns of Something Awful decide to do a Weekend Web profile on Fox Tales Times to make fun of the fetishists there (people who are both furries and adult babies--I'm not making this up--so they're both Pervs and Fanboys). News leaks out to FTT and they erupt in fits of OH NOES! One particular poster, who goes by Farfoos on FTT, threatens to retaliate if SA invades FTT. The fellow portrays himself as a Propeller Head, but he's really a Troller and Jerk. Farfoos's threats and insults introduce the second act.

Act Two. The Evil Clowns of SA erupt in gales of laughter over farfoos's threat and his insults of SA. This attracts farfoos, who actually pays the $10 to become a member of SA, under the name of Onideus Mad Hatter. He gets banned within the hour for taunting Lowtax. No surprise, Lowtax has the last laugh.

Act Three. Farfoos, as Onideus Mad Hatter, posts to alt.2600, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.flame, and alt.usenet.kooks about his exploits, claiming a massive victory for being banned. This incites yet another flame war, which is still ongoing.


During the course of December 2006 and January 2007, he managed to get himself banned from three web forums, including Portal of Evil, and the comments section of a blog. I've never seen someone get banned from so many places in such a short period of time.

BTW, he has a livejournal as [info]farfoos and he managed to make a real nuisance of himself in one of the furry communities on LJ before getting banned within a day or two. I'll see if I can find that link and post a wank report on that event.

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(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2009-02-19 06:20 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2009-02-15 07:45 am UTC (link)
There used to be this guy that would join a whole bunch of mailing lists and post about himself: "ACTOR GEORGE VREELAND HILL IS GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!"

This reminds me of him, sort of.

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[info]bobafeis
2009-02-15 10:31 am UTC (link)
I kinda want to start doing that. "WANKA [info]bobafeis IS CRACKING HER BACK!" "WANKA [info]bobafeis IS LOOKING FOR SOCKS!" "WANKA [info]bobafeis WANTS CHEERIOS!"

God, on second thought, that's boring even for me, and I'm doing these tihngs. How do these people manage?

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2009-02-16 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-02-16 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2009-02-16 06:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]come_love_sleep, 2009-02-16 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2009-02-16 10:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2009-02-16 10:02 am UTC
I can't decide if this is parody or homage.
[info]altoidsaddict
2009-02-15 10:56 am UTC (link)
i have many interesting phrases
you guys
like "sheeple"
and "pr0n"
to use the vernacular

i am a performance artist
on the internet

you




guys

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[info]saieboux
2009-02-15 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Oh great. HIM again. The dude's got an ED article.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-02-15 04:06 pm UTC (link)
ED tries too hard to be cooler than /b/tards.

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(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2009-02-15 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2009-02-16 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2009-02-16 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2009-02-16 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2009-02-16 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mad_hatter, 2009-02-17 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]empy, 2009-02-18 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stromatolite, 2009-02-16 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2009-02-16 06:28 am UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2009-02-15 04:37 pm UTC (link)
You people seriously need to get lives or something, I mean you spent yer fuckin Valentine's day posting on a gawd damn web board...tha fuck...

Huh. I guess even 'Internet Performance Artists' can have standards. Who knew? Also- that bit of replacing 'the' with 'tha' is really annoying me.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-02-16 02:30 am UTC (link)
Wait a sec, isn't he doing the same thing?

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[info]jkefka
2009-02-15 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Wow, this guy just rocketed up on the list of people I want to slap. The pretentiousness is overwhelming.

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[info]darksumomo
2009-02-21 09:03 am UTC (link)
Take a number and get in line.

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(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2009-02-21 09:14 pm UTC

[info]gusty
2009-02-15 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, this guy showed up on an internet drama forum I read frequently. He got himself banned pretty quickly. Reading the comments here so far, seems like he really gets around.

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[info]tiki
2009-02-16 05:51 pm UTC (link)
He does get around, because he has nothing better to do. It's really kind of sad. I remember when he showed up on Portal of Evil a lot of people just stopped responding to him because they realized this is literally all he's got and they just felt too sorry for him to keep mocking him.

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(no subject) - [info]provetheworst, 2009-02-16 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2009-02-16 09:16 pm UTC

[info]darksumomo
2009-02-18 07:04 am UTC (link)
OMG, it's Diaperboi!

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[info]napalmnacey
2009-02-19 08:05 am UTC (link)
Is it *really*?!

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(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2009-02-19 08:39 am UTC

 
   
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