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	teruhiko 2009-02-15 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Wow, I remember that dude from his run-in with the SA forums... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2009-02-15 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Bet they had fun together. Isn't that the forum that he managed to get banned from? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

teruhiko
2009-02-15 05:09 pm UTC (link)

Getting banned from SA isn't particularly difficult, but yeah. From what I remember he got into a tizzy on the subforum BYOB (which is probably the most "harmless" forum when it comes to trolling other websites) when he found out they made fun of him or a site of his or something, I forget, and everyone poked a bit of fun at him until Lowtax banned him. That was years ago by now, though... I'm surprised I recognised his name from it.

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	bigbigtruck 2009-02-15 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	he used to be a plague (well, an ear-mite) on animemusicvideos.org, too. Like, in 2001. That's... that's eight years of trolling. ... suddenly I don't feel so bad about my life (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkthatbled 2009-02-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. Eight years of "Internet Performance Art". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2009-02-15 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	That, my friends, is devotion to your trade. If only we all were so happy with our work. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darksumomo 2009-02-18 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Try at least thirteen years. The oldest record I found of him was a cancellation of one of his pyramid scheme posts back in 1996, when he was 16 years old. When I mentioned that to him, he claimed that there were even older posts of his that never got picked up by Google from when he was 13. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkthatbled 2009-02-18 08:43 am UTC (link)
	Jesus, 1996? I don't think I even had the internet until 1997! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ecchaniz0r 2009-02-16 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Holy crap. me either. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	taktuk 2009-02-16 02:56 am UTC (link)
	...What a jerk that guy is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

darksumomo
2009-02-19 06:33 am UTC (link)

You misspelled kook. Following is a listing of his kook awards from alt.usenet.kooks and alt.fan.art-bell.

alt.usenet.kooks Awards

Kook of the Month, (12/04)
Looney Maroon Award, (05/08)
Golden Killfile, (12/04)
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, (09/05 (w/Steve "Bowtie/Fly Cooter" Young))
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, (12/04)
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, (01/06)
Palmjob Paddle, (08/08)
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, (05/08)
Busted Urinal Award
Unabomber Surprise
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award, trained by Meat->Plow
Kook Kard Deck of alt.usenet.kooks, Four of Clubs
Kook Chess Set of alt.usenet.kooks, Red King's Rook

alt.fan.art-bell Awards

Green Lantern Award

List of Offices

Office of Darth Bawl (01/05-05/05)

I'd link to the source, except that it uses his real name, which is something that I understand is a no-no here.

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	provetheworst 2009-02-16 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	the idea of getting angry at the 'yob amuses me so, so much. (Reply to this)(Parent)

darksumomo
2009-02-19 06:50 am UTC (link)

Here's the wank report I wrote for the Flame Warriors forum back in December 2006 about his experience with Something Awful (edited, as I used his real name in the original, which is why I don't link to it here).

Multiforum drama--Evil Clowns of SA vs. Jerk of USENET

I present an Internet forum drama in three acts.

Act One. The Evil Clowns of Something Awful decide to do a Weekend Web profile on Fox Tales Times to make fun of the fetishists there (people who are both furries and adult babies--I'm not making this up--so they're both Pervs and Fanboys). News leaks out to FTT and they erupt in fits of OH NOES! One particular poster, who goes by Farfoos on FTT, threatens to retaliate if SA invades FTT. The fellow portrays himself as a Propeller Head, but he's really a Troller and Jerk. Farfoos's threats and insults introduce the second act.

Act Two. The Evil Clowns of SA erupt in gales of laughter over farfoos's threat and his insults of SA. This attracts farfoos, who actually pays the $10 to become a member of SA, under the name of Onideus Mad Hatter. He gets banned within the hour for taunting Lowtax. No surprise, Lowtax has the last laugh.

Act Three. Farfoos, as Onideus Mad Hatter, posts to alt.2600, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.flame, and alt.usenet.kooks about his exploits, claiming a massive victory for being banned. This incites yet another flame war, which is still ongoing.

During the course of December 2006 and January 2007, he managed to get himself banned from three web forums, including Portal of Evil, and the comments section of a blog. I've never seen someone get banned from so many places in such a short period of time.

BTW, he has a livejournal as

farfoos and he managed to make a real nuisance of himself in one of the furry communities on LJ before getting banned within a day or two. I'll see if I can find that link and post a wank report on that event.

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	teruhiko 2009-02-19 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahah wow. I look forward to that writeup! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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