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Captain Mary Flint ([info]doneril) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-02-27 00:54:00


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Entry tags:oh taggy boy the pipes are calling, requiescat in tage, where have all the tags gone?

Feministing Porn Wank
Over on feministing.com, Steven asks So I am wondering what the view of porn are here. How it affects men, women, society. Good affects, bad affects, all that stuff. among other things and spawns wank.

Lilith Luffles scores with the first mention of Andrea Dworkin's view of porn. In the replies to that, RuPaula and meeneecat debate women's cum shots.

Sarah whines that people who like porn don't watch her porn and has low reading comprehension.

In the same thread, porn stars (and all sex workers) are slaves of the patriarchry. Actually, all women are slaves of the patriarchy and nothing more than their bodies.

Rachel in WY complains that porn is made for men.

MASHBengal thinks written and animated porn are worse than live action porn and more demeaning. timothy_nakayama asked for her thoughts on yaoi, but she doesn't respond.

kaitlynva demands that someone think of the children.

Your fantasy is wrong. You're just a tool of the patriarchy.



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[info]sandglass
2009-02-28 07:36 am UTC (link)
So, uh, this wank is fail.

But I'm turning 21 in a week, anybody got favorite liquor recipes to share? Preferably stuff that doesn't taste too strong.

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[info]napalmnacey
2009-02-28 08:35 am UTC (link)
White Russians are the shit. It's time to get your beverages on, dude.

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[info]underwaterowl
2009-02-28 10:53 am UTC (link)
Baileys in hot chocolate, all the way.

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[info]sadisticferret
2009-02-28 12:33 pm UTC (link)
I'll second this, only with peppermint or butterscotch schnapps in addition to the Baileys. It's crazy delicious.

And if you want something cold, try banana rum + coconut rum in Coke. I call it a Tropical Cola, and it too is loco delicioso.

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[info]magnolia_mama
2009-02-28 05:20 pm UTC (link)
DiSaronno in hot chocolate is excellent too.

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[info]erinny
2009-03-01 12:16 am UTC (link)
I totally hate Baileys, but I admit it is quite excellent in hot chocolate (coffee, too!).

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[info]florence_craye
2009-02-28 03:54 pm UTC (link)
anything with cherry brandy in it!

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[info]munchkinott
2009-02-28 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Liquorice Stick - double black sambuca mixed with Coke/Pepsi.

Raspberry Ripple - double Raspberri Absolut topped up with cream soda & ice.

Pear Sundae - single Vanilla Absolut & double Pear Absolut topped up with fizzy non-alcoholic pear juice and topped with a blob of vanilla ice cream.

Coffee Cup - single Tia Maria/coffee liqueur, double bailey's, double espresso either cold with ice or hot with a double cream float.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2009-02-28 07:57 pm UTC (link)
I usually stick with nice traditional pina coladas -- rum, coconut juice, pineapple juice, and crushed ice.

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[info]erinny
2009-03-01 12:18 am UTC (link)
If you like soda (I don't, so I hate this drink, but I have friends who love it), I recommend putting Jagermeister in ginger ale. It tastes... pretty much like soda.

I kinda just drink beer, myself.

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[info]heddychaa
2009-03-01 04:37 am UTC (link)
My fave's a pornstar:

raspberry sourpuss
blue curacao
seven up
cranberry juice

It is purple and cold and deeeeelish.


Other than that I am a Strongbow/Bulmer's/Magner's kinda girl.

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[info]heddychaa
2009-03-01 04:38 am UTC (link)
Oh so suitable to this wank, too. Hehe.

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[info]sucuri
2009-03-01 05:24 am UTC (link)
The Malibu Bay Breeze is what I started on.

Malibu rum, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice. I have a heavy hand when I make it, but it's mostly pineapple juice, with enough rum to taste, and a little cranberry juice.

I make a cheaper version at home with orange juice, but either way, yum.

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[info]luzzleanne
2009-03-02 12:33 am UTC (link)
My two personal favorites:

Kahlua and Coke: One part Kahlua to two parts coke, though you can fudge the measurements on the Kahlua according to taste pretty easily.

Jolly Rancher: One part peach schnapps, one part apple schnapps, one part melon schnapps, one part cranberry juice. Some people use grenadine instead of cranberry juice, which would probably make it sweeter, if, again, you're worried about taste.

Wow, you were right. Talking about alcohol is the better option here!

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[info]madelfdisease
2009-03-02 01:59 am UTC (link)
Some birthday shots:

Try a brain tumor. It has other names, but this is the one I'm most familiar with.
Fill a shot glass half way with Peach Schnapps. Pour Baileys (or other Irish Cream liquor) to fill the rest of the shot - which will create a weird globby looking thing in the glass. Pour a tiny bit of grenadine in last for a blood effect. This shot will gross out even the hardcore drinkers (because of the odd texture), but tastes sweet and not too strong.

There's always the classic Slippery Nipple:
Half a shot of Baileys and half a shot of Butterscotch Schnapps.

Carrot Cake:
Half Kahlua, half Baileys and a dash of Goldschlager.

Royal Flush:
1 part Crown Royal
1 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Cranberry juice
1 part Pineapple juice

Mix over ice in a shaker. Strain into shot glasses.

For something a bit harder (probably after you've had a few), have a Buried Treasure:
Half a shot of Goldschlager and half a shot of Rum (generally Captain Morgan's, but Bicardi works as well).

Once you're really drunk, start in on the Dead Nazis:
Half a shot of Jagermeister, half a shot of Rumple Minze.

Enjoy your birthday!

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