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Auntie Singe Addams ([info]singe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-03-15 00:11:00
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Entry tags:childfree

Save Spuds Mackenzie!!1!!
Soooo, a three year old kid broke out the Crayola washable markers and went to town on the family dog.

This being Cute Overload the response was immediate and predictable.

HORRIBLE PARENTING!

BAH! HORRIBLE CHILDFREE OVERREACTION!

YIKES! HORRIBLE THROW ON THAT COUCH!
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[info]the__ivorytower
2009-03-15 06:23 am UTC (link)
That dog looks so chill.

It wouldn't have bitten the child's face off, it would have just... walked away. When you're three, if an animal doesn't like you, you can't do much.

(I used to live on a farm, and for many years, we had animals, like sheep. When I was five, I had a 'pet sheep' named Mary. She had a lamb. I know, I was such a creative child. I tried to pet the lamb, and Mary knocked me over. Didn't hurt me, just butted me over. I learned a valuable lesson about not petting baby animals and I was not traumatized for life. XD)

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[info]moonjaguar
2009-03-15 06:29 am UTC (link)
He's like Petey on Little Rascals!

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[info]sandglass
2009-03-15 06:32 am UTC (link)
"Opposite of cute. Now I have AggroOverload." "FD! FD!"

Best exchange of this mess!

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[info]pokecheck
2009-03-15 06:37 am UTC (link)
Someone on the Cute Overload website commented to that post with this quote:

""I have a dream. Someday, I really want to doodle on a dog. Can I draw on whiskers? Can I make him look like a panda? I've asked many times to draw on the pets of my friends, but nobody ever lets me. 'Get your own dog to draw on,' they say. Are they crazy? I wouldn't want a wierd-looking dog like that."

- Eiichiro Oda.

Hahahahaha.

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[info]poisonyoulove
2009-03-15 06:41 am UTC (link)
That throw is pretty ugly . . . WHERE WERE THAT KID'S PARENTS WHEN HE BOUGHT THAT THROW?!

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[info]doomsday
2009-03-15 06:58 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure you fail as a parent if you don't take a picture of that. Everyone knows you'll need photographic evidence if you're going to do a proper job embarrassing them when they bring home a date for the first time.

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[info]sorchar
2009-03-15 07:06 am UTC (link)
I love how the really freaky childfree people (as upposed to the sane ones) always know the most about how to parent.

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[info]eilisliana
2009-03-15 07:11 am UTC (link)
I knew the second I saw that picture, it would end up here.

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[info]finchbird
2009-03-15 07:21 am UTC (link)
My niece runs around with dog biscuits in her hand while our dog goes after her. When she's done teasing, she throws the biscuits behind the dog and everyone has a good laugh.

We're obviously bad influences on her.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2009-03-15 08:55 am UTC (link)
Ooh, it looks like we may get a side wank of "Lettings kids and animals come into contact is DANGEROUS! Don't you realize that lurking under the seemingly harmless interior of every domesticated companion animal is a SAVAGE, MURDEROUS BEAST who is only waiting for the RIGHT PROVOCATION to let its NATURAL BESTIALITY unleash, whereupon it will MUTILATE AND KILL any living being that happens to come near it?? You may THINK you know an animal to be harmless, but YOU ARE WRONG, because you just can NEVER UNDERSTAND the true WILD KILLER INSTICT of an ANIMAL!!!!!!"

That one's a less common nuff to CO than "I hate humans!" "I hate children" and "This animal is being abused!!!!" but I have seen it a few times nonetheless.

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[info]tez
2009-03-15 09:14 am UTC (link)
My six-year-old managed to give my cat a haircut with her safety scissors while I was using the bathroom.

Markers? PFFT.

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[info]bobafeis
2009-03-15 11:29 am UTC (link)
Aww, the dog looks so put upon. That's the same look my cat gets whenever I stick a bow on his head. Or when I run up and tackle him.

Now I want to color on my cat.

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[info]honorh
2009-03-15 12:40 pm UTC (link)
The minute I saw this picture, I knew it'd end up here. How did I know? HOW DID I KNOW?!

Washable markers, patient dog--chill, folks, chill.

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[info]white_tean
2009-03-15 12:47 pm UTC (link)
I really can't see what's the harm in this image, crayola non-toxic markers (and dogs don't lick themselves anyway really), child expressing their love for dog by drawing on it... and hey, the dog is probably a lot easier to take outside and give a bath too than the couch, so how is there anything but a kid and dog having fun in this situation?

I mean, I handraise baby animals on occasion, and firmly believe in animal welfare... and that dog looks like a happy animal, the kid obviously loves the dog, and it's allowed up on the furniture so it's obviously a well-loved member of the family, and it looks very well cared for.

Um, why are these people so enraged by all this?

I could understand maybe people giving a finger way if it's chalk pastels as those are actually toxic hence your supposed to wear gloves, but hello? Crayola non-toxic washable markers?

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[info]beccastareyes
2009-03-15 03:30 pm UTC (link)
You know, my little brother once drew on the cat when he was a kid. We were astonished the cat let him, too -- Mom taught us early to "pay attention to kitty's moods, because if kitty is upset and scratches you, it's not kitty's fault". The ink probably wasn't the best thing to put on the cat's coat considering cats lick themselves, but at least it was non-toxic marker.

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[info]lykomancer
2009-03-15 04:04 pm UTC (link)
I used to do that to my pets all the time. :D

I remember someone freaking out about it once when I was rainbow tie-dying my rat, and I pointed out that the markers were "non-toxic"...and that they'd probably been tested for toxicity on lab rats.

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[info]wyf_of_bathe
2009-03-15 05:32 pm UTC (link)
I once had a teacher who colored the spikes of his hedgehogs all the time. As an adult. He is clearly what this kid will grow up to be: INHUMAN.

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[info]keleri
2009-03-15 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I used to draw with washable markers on my white cat. :( I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

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[info]rekall
2009-03-15 06:17 pm UTC (link)
That dog looks like it's about two steps away from rolling on it's back to ask for a belly rub.

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[info]itsirtou
2009-03-15 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Well, what can you expect in a country that still treats dogs like second class citizens?

That's -- that's sarcastic, right?

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[info]julian_black
2009-03-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)
When I was about five, I saw a pink poodle. I asked the owners how they got it pink, and the reply was "Food coloring!"

We had a white cat at the time. I thought she'd look great with colored spots. In the cupboard was a little set of the squeezy-plastic food coloring bottles.

Since the cat was half-asleep and wouldn't sit up or make a kittyloaf for me, I could only do one side.

One side was more than enough, according to my mom, who got stuck with the task of giving the poor kitty a bath (and even after the bath the cat still had hazy blobs of pastel colors on one side).

So: given Crayola markers and an obliging dog? I'd totally draw on him, too.

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[info]indis_earfalas
2009-03-16 12:41 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah, that dog looks totally stressed out.

Those pictures of cats in clothes that most people think are sooo funny, with the cat looking all pissed off? I'll bet those people laugh at them.

It's just that there's a kid in this picture. Kids in the cute pictures bring wank, its the law of the universe.

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[info]brennalarose
2009-03-16 12:45 am UTC (link)
The dog doesn't look traumatized. If anything, he looks bored.

"Zzzzzz....! Huh, wha? Oh, it's the people-puppy. Oh, he's doodling on me and the people are getting the camera. Yeah, whatever. Don't use so much pink this time, kid, it's really hard to scare the shit out of the mailman when I look like I was playing paintball with Barbie and the Rockers."

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Soooooo ...
[info]irised
2009-03-16 12:50 am UTC (link)
... what would Cute Overload think of THIS?

Yes, I did his entire body (even the orange bits). I used food colouring.

All the other horses teased him in the playground while I callously giggled :(

They were like, "JJ, we can't even see green and we can tell you look ridiculous. We know she dyed you. WE KNOW. HAHAHAHAH"

He was traumatised :( It was cruelty.

We totally won though.

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Re: Soooooo ... - [info]irised, 2009-03-17 01:25 am UTC
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Re: Soooooo ... - [info]irised, 2009-03-17 01:30 am UTC
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Re: Soooooo ... - [info]napalmnacey, 2009-03-17 05:20 am UTC

[info]rennyn_alerothi
2009-03-16 01:06 am UTC (link)
I had friends who got stoned and used manic panic to turn their albino ferret into a bright green ferret.

WHERE WERE THEIR PARENTS?

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