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criticalcricket
2009-03-15 11:04 am UTC (link)

See parents. You may think those seamonkeys will provide a moment's fascination for junior, but what lurks in that envelope of freeze dried eggs is horror unimaginable! Leave them alone together for just a second and those little brine shrimp will go apeshit and GORE little junior to death! They're animals! ANIMALS!

When I think of what happened to Jimmy. No, I can't. It's too painful. Who knew that brine shrimp could burrow into your skin, swim through your blood stream and collect in your heart until it BURSTS! Why did you create such a terrifying creature God? WHY?!

Wow...I need sleep.

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marmaladecat
2009-03-15 01:40 pm UTC (link)

You realise that if you posted the above as a "serious" comment on the wank in question you may be mocked but it would also be worth it for the high chance that a few months down the line you'd run into someone who can honestly say, and with a straight face, that you shouldn't let your kids put their fingers in the sea monkey water because didn't you know? Those things can burrow under your skin if you're not careful and you need to go to hospital to get them surgically removed.

I bet you.

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	criticalcricket 2009-03-15 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	I would lol forever. XD Can't you just see it showing up on Snopes? Now I just need a decent write up and I'll fwd it to my mom. The whole world will get that stupid thing by next week XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2009-03-15 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	They read it on the internets! It must be true! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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