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Like a book club, except with more sex! ([info]notjo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-03-22 22:51:00


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Current mood: uncomfortable
Entry tags:flounce, horses

Save a horse, whack a cowboy
Oh, ponies. Like so many girls who grew up in the city, I think ponies are ace. They can do anything and are awesome and some of them even talk in your head and make you all emo & special. I <3 (imaginary) ponies, for they are perfect.

As with all things awesome and squee worthy, there is a Live Journal community for squeeing! Over ponies! (But not imaginary ponies, real ponies, so these ponies do not give you magical Mary Sue powers, woe, so the community is actually more like "Let's talk about our horses and discuss things about horsemanship." I am very disappointed at the lack of "how to have sex on my emo magical pony" posts.) It's pretty-heavily female, as one would imagine, so when a Boy Pony Owner shows up, there's a bit of !!! Boy! going on.

Boy Pony Owner is Chuck McDonald, aka [info]wildhorseblog, aka "I know everything because I am a boy, don't you know?" He first introduces himself to the comm in a wank-free post on March 18, which I am only mentioning because his inevitable [SPOILER!] FLOUNCE! occurs on March 21.[/SPOILER!]


Basically, Boy Pony Owner wants to use the comm for some self promotion of his own special way of making horses do things. I didn't follow it, but not everyone thinks that Boy Pony Owner's ideas are all that magical, interesting or new. So, when someone comes along, having trouble with her horse's loading and asks for advice, there isn't a squeeing acceptance of the awesomeness of everything Boy Pony Owner suggests.

Boy Pony Owner cannot sort out why folks might not be jumping on the Boy Pony Owner Is Awesome Bandwagon, so [info]buymeaclue responds by very patiently, with reference to the rules of the comm explaining it to him.

So, of course: FLOUNCE!

If what I have to say is not appreciated, then I'll leave. In fact I think that's a good idea. I think that as a professional trainer, posting in an online forum opens me up to too much drama and it can get personal too easily. This won't help my career, so I'm going to bow out now.

Candidly, I think that part of the reason I'm getting resentment here is because I'm young and male. Some of you ladies don't want to hear advice from a man, particularly one who suggests you might have done something wrong. Even though, I haven't gone after anyone personally. I've only spoken out against stud chains, etc from my own personal experience and I stand by that.

Everything I've posted in this community has been done with unimpeachable class, courtesy and professionalism. If I'm going to catch hell because I'm presenting myself as knowledgeable, then I bid you all good day. At the end of the day, your opinions of me don't really matter anyway because when it comes to horses I get results. Particularly since none of ya'll are actually paying me.



I think Boy Pony Owner could have done better on the dismount, myself, but then, I think ponies should be silver with blue eyes and special angst-adding abilities.



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[info]sepiamagpie
2009-03-23 03:31 am UTC (link)
I said good day to you sir!

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(no subject) - [info]witty, 2009-03-23 05:22 am UTC

[info]phosfate
2009-03-23 03:33 am UTC (link)
He's classy like Rose Tyler!

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(no subject) - [info]cleo_lassen, 2009-03-23 07:16 pm UTC

[info]bienegold
2009-03-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
No one wanks like horse people.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2009-03-23 04:17 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2009-03-23 02:46 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]derryderrydown, 2009-03-24 10:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2009-03-24 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2009-03-23 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-03-24 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2009-03-24 06:06 am UTC

[info]braisinhussy
2009-03-23 03:36 am UTC (link)
Mm, that's some good flounce.

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[info]brennalarose
2009-03-23 03:45 am UTC (link)
And suddenly, I'm flashing back to that wank about women jockeys and whether or not horses respect women folk.

What is it about horses that makes a wank sparkle?

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[info]luthe
2009-03-23 03:53 am UTC (link)
Candidly, I think that part of the reason I'm getting resentment here is because I'm young and male. Some of you ladies don't want to hear advice from a man, particularly one who suggests you might have done something wrong.

If I'm going to catch hell because I'm presenting myself as knowledgeable, then I bid you all good day.


Translation: Why don't teh wimminfolk appreciate me (and my huge peepee)?

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2009-03-23 01:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_tean, 2009-03-24 07:02 pm UTC

[info]onyxnoir
2009-03-23 04:07 am UTC (link)
Hahaha! Community rules, what are those?

Kudos to [info]buymeaclue though. That's the politest version of "read the rules you self absorbed asshat" that I've ever seen.

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[info]pet
2009-03-23 04:30 am UTC (link)
Oh man. Horsey wank! It's so CUTE! It's kinda your standard Natural Horsemanshp Dude (they have GROUPIES, y'all, I am not even kidding) vs. the Solid Traditionalists.

Awesome.

Over at Fuglyhorseoftheday there's some great wank currently going on about training methods, too. People get REALLY PASSIONATE about training. It's A Thing. Over there, people have tracked down other peoples' 'home' websites and posted links, have started slinging names, it's crazy.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-03-23 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julian_black, 2009-03-23 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-03-24 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2009-03-24 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-03-24 06:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2009-04-06 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2009-04-06 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-03-24 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-03-24 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_tean, 2009-03-24 07:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]irised, 2009-03-26 12:10 pm UTC

[info]madam_marozi
2009-03-23 04:36 am UTC (link)
That last paragraph is a thing of beauty. I didn't think it could get any better than Everything I've posted in this community has been done with unimpeachable class, courtesy and professionalism, and then he bade them good day! And reminded them that their opinions don't matter!

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2009-03-23 01:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jupiterpluvius, 2009-03-23 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-03-26 08:23 am UTC

[info]erinny
2009-03-23 04:42 am UTC (link)
how to have sex on my emo magical pony

OH GOOD FLASHBACK OF SEEING DANIEL RADCLIFFE IN EQUUS MAKE IT STOP

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(no subject) - [info]erinny, 2009-03-23 04:43 am UTC
try this: - [info]keri, 2009-03-23 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lykomancer, 2009-03-23 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarkasm, 2009-03-24 02:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2009-03-23 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2009-03-23 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2009-03-23 01:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2009-03-23 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2009-03-24 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-03-24 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-03-24 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercorir, 2009-04-05 11:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-03-23 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2009-03-23 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-03-24 02:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2009-03-23 02:47 pm UTC

[info]wook77
2009-03-23 04:51 am UTC (link)
Wow - a horsewank that doesn't involve fucking them and/or nudity while caring for them? I'm impressed!

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(no subject) - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2009-03-23 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2009-03-23 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2009-03-23 02:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-03-23 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2009-03-24 02:33 am UTC

[info]nevadafighter
2009-03-23 04:55 am UTC (link)
Either this guy is the grown-up version of the kid who stomped out of my barn once because no one wanted to listen to him prattle on without end about how he knew everything, or that kid has a twin brother.

I wanna aim a kick at this guy's rear, too.

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[info]frau_eva
2009-03-23 05:31 am UTC (link)
Particularly since none of ya'll are actually paying me.

Attention, everyone on Fandom Wank! I will now be offering my professional advice on how to write fanfiction and stuff your face with cheesecake. All free of charge! Really, your immense gratitude and making my name popular on the interwebs is all I could ever want except an I-Pod and lipgloss. So feel free to ask me to tell you what to do, it's my calling.

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(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2009-03-23 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anon_a_mouse, 2009-03-23 04:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkhunter, 2009-03-24 09:13 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2009-03-23 05:50 am UTC (link)
Please allow me to explain in detail just how much your opinions don't matter to me!

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[info]singe
2009-03-23 05:55 am UTC (link)
Waaaaaaaah!

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[info]altoidsaddict
2009-03-23 06:04 am UTC (link)
Clearly he has misjudged this particular herd.

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[info]singe
2009-03-23 06:05 am UTC (link)
But for whatever it's worth, I'm not actually trying to tell you what to do. I figure that's your call to make. All I'm saying is, here's why you're getting the reception that you're getting. Do with that info as you please.

I'm imagining BuyMeAClue using very slow, graceful and direct sign language as she's trying to clarify her words.

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[info]sarracenia
2009-03-23 06:15 am UTC (link)
Does this mean that the world doesn't revolve around this guy's dick? o noes!

But at least it means it doesn't revolve on his dick! I imagine that would get very painful after a while.

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2009-03-23 01:27 pm UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2009-03-23 07:25 am UTC (link)


Look, a HURRRRRRse.

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(no subject) - [info]spudsey, 2009-03-23 02:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2009-03-23 11:43 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2009-03-23 02:03 pm UTC (link)
So, let me see if I got this:

1) Boy comes into a formerly all-female community
2) Boy starts giving out advice and instructions like he's the king of creation
3) Boy is shocked, offended and rebuffed when females do not fall over themselves to obey
4) Boy departs in a huff, after declaring all females ignorant proles

Gosh, never seen this sequence before.

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(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2009-03-23 04:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2009-03-23 05:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady7jane, 2009-03-23 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2009-03-23 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2009-03-23 09:53 pm UTC

[info]seiberwing
2009-03-23 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Where's that "thank you for mansplaining it to us" icon?

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-03-23 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - nam_jai, 2009-03-23 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2009-03-24 04:03 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2009-03-23 05:53 pm UTC

[info]lazzchan
2009-03-23 03:10 pm UTC (link)
I love the whole 'because I'm a man' part of the argument.

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[info]sisterelwood
2009-03-23 03:21 pm UTC (link)
What is it about horses that inspires this NEED to wank? Horses = totally wankable?

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2009-03-23 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2009-03-24 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-03-26 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-03-23 11:37 pm UTC
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[info]glossing2
2009-03-23 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Why am I always late to the man hating lesbian equestrian party?
WIN x a gazillion

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(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2009-03-24 02:18 am UTC

[info]sadisticferret
2009-03-23 05:04 pm UTC (link)
It's a fact of horsey life that there will eventually be a Wannabe Whisperer at every barn or riding group, so I guess the same holds true for horse-related comms. Nobody flounces like a Wannabe Whisperer, either. They get so deeply offended by the mere THOUGHT that people aren't bowing down before their special, secret training methods that they bastardized from two Parelli videos and a Lyons book they skimmed through. It's really quite precious to watch them work their "magic," especially when it's clear that the two videos and book make up almost the entirety of their riding experience.

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