I humbly offer this to make up for the fail. . .
Some funny from it, because I wanted to see if there was any:

"You know they mean business because they’ve used, like, 27 different fonts."

"They really love to see men kissing, don’t they?"

"But if you hire a graphic designer today, tomorrow you could find yourself hiring a party planner. Ahem."

"But knowing these kinds of things would require the homophobes to open books (the kind that don’t rely on CAPS and bold), think critically, etc."

"I like how it says the gays are intolerant, after of course, comparing homosexuals to prostitutes and drug dealers.

Way to preach the Word of Christ, jackasses."

"Oh NOEZ! Big scary homo black dudez are gonna steal your young, impressionable white boyz!"

"“Why do bigots always have poor design skills?”
Because to be otherwise would be “gay”"

And I did that with half the 5 minute break I took between reading! If only ignorant_bliss also had two and a half minutes, s/h/it might have been spared a dogpile and all of us realizing what a moron s/h/it is.

Also, from where the unfunny sets in:
"I’m straight but I have plenty of gay friends (who happen to be Republican, thank goodness). They don’t even agree with gays getting married b/c they just don’t see the point."

Riiiiiiiiiight.

"Obama’s new outrageous tax burden that nobody wanted that I will now have help to pay for."

Nobody liked his tax plan in the first place! That's why nobody voted for him, obviously. Isn't president McCain great? WWII saved us from the great depression, who is up for a sequel?

"I don’t hang around drug addicts, neither would you. I don’t hang with prostitutes, neither would you. Not to equate gays with drug addicts and hookers, but the principle is the same."

Hey! Some of my best friends are drug addicts and hookers. They don't agree with doing drugs or having sex for money either, though.


See? Not that hard to at least attempt to find funny for us.