Grendel: Real Ultimate Power!
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Grendel Comes To Troll

Im reading the poem Beowulf at school, and the teacher gave us some questions to answer and i'd really appreciate it if you help me out :)

[snipped questions]

( You can answer all or any of the questions you choose :) Thanks!)

Oh, you can imagine how this was received!

Other than the obligatory "This is not a homework community!", we have:

- zeppelin imagery
- answers guaranteed to give you an A++++++ grade!
- Beowulf has Real Ultimate Power!
- "I can see Russia from my house!"
- It's tough being a savior
- the student's teacher showing up (except not really)
- Jedis and
- more general snark

(And, for bonus lols, Grendel Action Figure)

There's more. It's fun. The post is older - from October, and I'm fairly positive the OP is a troll, but I'm certain I'm not the only person who has broken-brain syndrome from uni-work and can appreciate this.

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	spawn_of_kong 2009-05-03 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Heh. I have that action figure (though "posable statue" is a more accurate description of it). And yay, an opportunity to use this icon! Other than that, I got nuthin'. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2009-05-03 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I always imagined Grendel would look like Swamp Thing. shrug (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2009-05-03 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Well, to be fair, this is just the movie version of Grendel, whose design was the result of director Bob Zemeckis' request that he look like the embodiment of pain. To that end, it definitely suceeds: Grendel in the movie looks like he's been partly flayed alive and partly disemboweled along with having every skin, muscle, and bone disease out there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2009-05-03 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't criticizing, just making a joke. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2009-05-04 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. That's just my inner film geek speaking out again. sighs at self (Reply to this)(Parent)

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