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Critical Cricket ([info]criticalcricket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-05-19 17:05:00
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Entry tags:community: stupid_free, elitism, food

Olive to Wank
You guys like food wank right? How about some Olive Oil wank? That's what I call a well lubed wank.

lovethatlovage posts a picture of their stovetop on picturing food. sjaustin then comments on their olive oil storage method and it devolves. As if that's not fun enough, lovethatlovage then drags the issue over to stupid_free where sjaustin gets in the first comment. Calls of grudgewank ensue and people start discussing their favorite food wanks of the past.

What's your favorite/most delicious food wank?


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[info]notjo
2009-05-19 11:17 pm UTC (link)
All that fuss, and it's not even decent olive oil.

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[info]munchkinott
2009-05-19 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Yep, word, iawtc.

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[info]aoibhe
2009-05-20 04:00 am UTC (link)
That had been my first thought as well. :D

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[info]fryingpanofdoom
2009-06-01 10:54 pm UTC (link)
I dunno. It might not be my first choice for my dinners, but so long as no one calls it 'Eee-Vee-Oh-Oh,' I'm not going to complain. *shudder*

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[info]persona
2009-05-19 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Hnm... I think she forgot she wasn't in [info]domestic_snark.

As far as food fights, I still like frosting vs. icing, myself.

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(no subject) - [info]sistercoyote, 2009-05-20 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moosecharmer, 2009-05-22 07:02 pm UTC

[info]spacelogic
2009-05-19 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Wow, sjaustin's pretty self-righteous for someone who can't let go of a thread about olive oil. (Also, I'm no chemist, but I'm pretty sure rancid olive oil isn't really comparable to trans fats actually....)

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(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2009-05-20 04:16 am UTC

[info]vitalitat
2009-05-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Lovethatloveage is so consistently full of fail, I don't know why she continues to post anywhere. .. But so is sjaustin, so it's really saying something when she comes out looking even slightly better (depending on your take on this, obviously).


Reliving the vanilla wank makes me tear up in lols.

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(no subject) - [info]risha, 2009-05-20 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2009-05-20 12:42 am UTC

[info]frenzy
2009-05-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Olive your subject line.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-05-20 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2009-05-20 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-05-20 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2009-05-20 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2009-05-20 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2009-05-20 12:48 am UTC

[info]witty
2009-05-20 12:04 am UTC (link)
I think this cat has got waaaay too broad a definition of rancidity. Because, anybody who's ever sniffed something rancid knows it. This is not a "my palate is not sensitive enough to notice it" type of deal.

(I store my oils in glass jars next to the stove too, and I can smell and taste the difference. I am just old enough to remember when you had to drain cooking fat into an old pickle jar till the jar was full, and then throw it out, so that the fat didn't get into your septic and screw up... something. A pickle jar full of month-old cooked fat? That is rancid.)

I mean, clearly she also doesn't know the definition of the word "cunt" either, so I shouldn't be surprised.

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(no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2009-05-20 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2009-05-20 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-05-20 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cazrolime, 2009-05-20 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stromatolite, 2009-05-22 01:39 am UTC

[info]mer1973
2009-05-20 12:18 am UTC (link)
Raise your hand if save bacon fat for cooking! (uuum, fried potatoes.) Bonus points for chicken and or duck fat.

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(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2009-05-20 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2009-05-20 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thegiantsquid, 2009-05-20 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2009-05-20 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2009-05-20 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2009-05-20 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfsamurai, 2009-05-20 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2009-05-20 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2009-05-20 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-05-20 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mer1973, 2009-05-20 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cazrolime, 2009-05-20 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-05-20 01:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfsamurai, 2009-05-20 03:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yoritomo_reiko, 2009-05-20 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2009-05-21 12:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]indis_earfalas, 2009-05-20 02:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]florence_craye, 2009-05-20 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2009-05-20 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mer1973, 2009-05-20 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fresco_le_raye, 2009-05-20 05:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jhaelyn, 2009-05-20 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mer1973, 2009-05-20 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2009-05-22 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2009-05-20 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kelmendi, 2009-05-21 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2009-05-21 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kelmendi, 2009-05-21 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2009-05-22 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moosecharmer, 2009-05-22 07:05 pm UTC

[info]watersword
2009-05-20 12:25 am UTC (link)
Needs moar recipes.

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Olive Oil Cake - [info]criticalcricket, 2009-05-20 12:47 am UTC
Eezy Capreezy Salad - [info]sneer, 2009-05-20 02:22 am UTC
Re: Eezy Capreezy Salad - [info]meriel, 2009-05-20 04:48 am UTC
Re: Eezy Capreezy Salad - [info]sneer, 2009-05-20 04:51 am UTC
Re: Eezy Capreezy Salad - [info]sequinedlizard, 2009-05-20 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfsamurai, 2009-05-20 04:26 pm UTC
Scalzi's Schadenfreude Pie - ariadne484, 2009-05-21 04:35 pm UTC

[info]grrliz
2009-05-20 12:53 am UTC (link)
I assume you store your condescending attitude on top of your stove.

I admit it, I laughed.

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(no subject) - [info]florence_craye, 2009-05-20 04:40 pm UTC

[info]fools_game
2009-05-20 01:22 am UTC (link)
I keep my olive oil in the bathroom.

What? I use it to clean my face!

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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2009-05-20 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fools_game, 2009-05-20 09:30 am UTC

[info]wtf
2009-05-20 02:04 am UTC (link)
You know, a very slight change of words would have made that post helpful and not bitchy.

But if she did that, the troll would have failed!

p.s. I keep mine in the cabinet with the other oils and vinegars, because it's a nice handy place to keep it. The dark/cool part is just a bonus.

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[info]wtf
2009-05-20 02:05 am UTC (link)
Oh, also? Smart Balance spread made with olive oil is some of the best not-butter ever. :D

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(no subject) - [info]sneer, 2009-05-20 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melandry, 2009-05-20 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]quartz, 2009-05-20 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadwood, 2009-05-22 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]quartz, 2009-05-22 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadwood, 2009-05-22 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]youngcurmudgeon, 2009-05-20 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-20 01:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bride_of_lister, 2009-05-20 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2009-05-21 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-05-21 07:40 am UTC

[info]frequentmouse
2009-05-20 02:25 am UTC (link)
It's hard to read a neutral tone into a comment following an icon flipping the bird, but this is one of those wanks where all participants need deep fat-fried (preferably in beef fat, which is stable at higher temperatures) until they are a toasty brown.


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[info]meriel
2009-05-20 05:01 am UTC (link)
Yesss I love cooking wank, especially since I'm cooking up a storm lately. :D

Also, have a relevant link: http://thym-thym.blogspot.com/2008/03/how-to-make-garlic-oil-in-4-easy-steps.html

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(no subject) - [info]persona, 2009-05-20 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]braisinhussy, 2009-05-21 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]meriel, 2009-05-22 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kefanii, 2009-05-22 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moongazingfae, 2009-05-25 07:19 pm UTC

[info]bienegold
2009-05-20 05:05 am UTC (link)
Isn't sjaustin pretty much a professional troll at this point?

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[info]rganymede
2009-05-20 06:57 am UTC (link)
I love the person patiently explaining to sjaustin that the icon flipping people off is contributing to the response.

Favorite food wank... hmm... it's close, but I put eggplant wank above bread wank, if only because of the part about eggplant being a "bad luck vegetable".

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[info]tsuna
2009-05-20 07:08 am UTC (link)
I am gushing about the cute little egglings myself on someone else's stove!

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(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-20 01:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yoritomo_reiko, 2009-05-20 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-21 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2009-05-20 07:13 pm UTC

[info]evilsqueakers
2009-05-20 01:11 pm UTC (link)
I guess I fail as a cook. I keep my Kroger brand EVOO (hey, it's cheaper!) beside my fridge, out in the open for a couple months. I get the small size, though. I mostly use it when I'm frying up ground chunk for spaghetti to freeze or tacos.

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(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2009-05-20 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-21 06:00 am UTC

[info]rachelmap
2009-05-20 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Some people might find this food wank* funny. Or infuriating.

*link points to a blog post about the wank, not the wank itself.

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(no subject) - [info]moosecharmer, 2009-05-22 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2009-05-22 07:33 pm UTC

[info]vzg
2009-05-21 07:42 am UTC (link)
I always just put my olive oil in the cupboard, and I take a while to get through a bottle. I fail?

But it never smelled or tasted off. Actually, the olive oil soap I used smelled worse. :[ But there are probably other factors contributing to that.

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[info]tachikoma01
2009-05-22 09:12 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna say my favorite part, at least of THIS wank, is the string of keyboard cat icons.

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[info]willywanka
2009-05-23 03:19 pm UTC (link)
My first reaction to seeing oil on the stove top wasn't 'it will/will not go rancid' but 'OMG FIRE HAZARD!' Then I remembered not everyone is as klutzy as I am.

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