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Critical Cricket ([info]criticalcricket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-05-19 17:05:00


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Entry tags:community: stupid_free, elitism, food

Olive to Wank
You guys like food wank right? How about some Olive Oil wank? That's what I call a well lubed wank.

lovethatlovage posts a picture of their stovetop on picturing food. sjaustin then comments on their olive oil storage method and it devolves. As if that's not fun enough, lovethatlovage then drags the issue over to stupid_free where sjaustin gets in the first comment. Calls of grudgewank ensue and people start discussing their favorite food wanks of the past.

What's your favorite/most delicious food wank?



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[info]frenzy
2009-05-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Olive your subject line.

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[info]kookaburra
2009-05-20 12:20 am UTC (link)
Man, it's the pits trying to choose my favorite food wank, though I am glad wankers are finally branching out from desserts to more briny fare.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2009-05-20 01:08 am UTC (link)
Canola us just get along?

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[info]kookaburra
2009-05-20 01:21 am UTC (link)
I'd be pressed to think of a reason why not; but give me a pimento and I can think of one.

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[info]brennalarose
2009-05-20 05:25 am UTC (link)
*shakes fist* Damn greasers, get off my lawn!

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[info]brennalarose
2009-05-20 01:37 am UTC (link)
God, I never realized how much of a virgin I was until I couldn't find a good pun for an olive oil wank.

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[info]criticalcricket
2009-05-20 12:48 am UTC (link)
XD Thanks. I couldn't resist.

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