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Olive to Wank
You guys like food wank right? How about some Olive Oil wank? That's what I call a well lubed wank.

lovethatlovage posts a picture of their stovetop on picturing food. sjaustin then comments on their olive oil storage method and it devolves. As if that's not fun enough, lovethatlovage then drags the issue over to stupid_free where sjaustin gets in the first comment. Calls of grudgewank ensue and people start discussing their favorite food wanks of the past.

What's your favorite/most delicious food wank?

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witty
2009-05-20 12:04 am UTC (link)

I think this cat has got waaaay too broad a definition of rancidity. Because, anybody who's ever sniffed something rancid knows it. This is not a "my palate is not sensitive enough to notice it" type of deal.

(I store my oils in glass jars next to the stove too, and I can smell and taste the difference. I am just old enough to remember when you had to drain cooking fat into an old pickle jar till the jar was full, and then throw it out, so that the fat didn't get into your septic and screw up... something. A pickle jar full of month-old cooked fat? That is rancid.)

I mean, clearly she also doesn't know the definition of the word "cunt" either, so I shouldn't be surprised.

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	angstymcgoth 2009-05-20 04:19 am UTC (link)
	This, exactly. Rancid does no mean, "seems a bit off". That shit is rank. And I know this from a fun college experience of a) buying meat, b) letting meat sit it fridge for several days before, c) cooking meat. It stunk like hell, like we were saute'ing roadkill. The worst part was was were poor, so we still at that meat D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	angstymcgoth 2009-05-20 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Er, I mean we "ate" the meat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	platedlizard 2009-05-20 05:43 am UTC (link)
	You mean we aren't supposed to eat meat that's turned green? My parents lied to me! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cazrolime 2009-05-20 06:06 am UTC (link)
	AUGH. D: I had the misfortune of leaving meat for too long in the fridge, and when I finally cooked it (same story here: penniless student feeding off scraps) it was... just... horrible. I had to eat around the meat in the end. Thank providence I always make mostly vegetables. :\ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stromatolite 2009-05-22 01:39 am UTC (link)
	I have that pickle jar, and I keep it in the freezer. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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