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Olive to Wank
You guys like food wank right? How about some Olive Oil wank? That's what I call a well lubed wank.

lovethatlovage posts a picture of their stovetop on picturing food. sjaustin then comments on their olive oil storage method and it devolves. As if that's not fun enough, lovethatlovage then drags the issue over to stupid_free where sjaustin gets in the first comment. Calls of grudgewank ensue and people start discussing their favorite food wanks of the past.

What's your favorite/most delicious food wank?

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Eezy Capreezy Salad

sneer
2009-05-20 02:22 am UTC (link)

- Fresh mozzarella, preferably in the little bite-sized round curds; otherwise the big ball or knot or whatever cut into chunks.
- Tomatoes, preferably little cherry tomatoes you buy still attached to the vine, quartered, seeds and slime removed
- Balsamic vinegar and olive oil
- Sprinkle of salt
- Sprinkle of basil and whatever other herbs you like, preferably fresh and chopped fine

Put cheese and tomatoes in bowl, drizzle with oil and vinegar, sprinkle with herbs. Chill for half an hour or so if you can stand to; otherwise just shovel it right into your maw.

If you have any left over, you can put it on slices of nice crusty bread, lay a slice of provolone on top, and broil it.

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	Re: Eezy Capreezy Salad meriel 2009-05-20 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I WAS JUST EATING SOME OF THIS how appropriate. I just cut up some cheese and grape tomatoes and NOM LIKE FUCK. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Eezy Capreezy Salad sneer 2009-05-20 04:51 am UTC (link)
	I just made one with avocado chunks added and holy shit fuck man it was gooooood. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Eezy Capreezy Salad sequinedlizard 2009-05-20 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Oh HELL yes. Reminds me I need to hit the Farmer's Market for tasty tasty tomatoes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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