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ari_o ([info]ari_o) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-05-25 13:53:00


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Homophonia
Over at Awkward Family Photos Greg has some tips to make the site better. And the site posts his "unintetional" but hilarious email.

Comments range from LOL to STFU. It's pretty polite.

Greg realizes the error of his ways.

"I walked headfirst, hubristically into that trap. And honestly, because I don’t post on the internet much, it was sort of thrilling to BE the douchebag laughingstock who gets slammed by a gazillion anonymous di**-weeds taking pot shots."

Some of the commentors think he's funny and taking it well. Others are wondering what "the internets" are. His email sounded kind of passive agressive to my tin ear.

Mostly I'm just looking though the amazing photos.

eta: Bonus wank! NSFW or possibly your gag reflex. (Photo of small child playing with knitted peen. So if that's a trigger? Do not click.) :D Thanks [info]missm. I think.


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[info]lykomancer
2009-05-25 07:26 pm UTC (link)
OH SWEET JESUS THAT LAST LINK WTF.

I can't stop laughing now.

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[info]platedlizard
2009-05-26 03:56 am UTC (link)
I am simply amazed at all the effort that they apparently used to make those... whatevers. PJs maybe? I mean, they look like they were knitted. And for what purpose?

It's, uh, definitely something that will live on.

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(no subject) - [info]lykomancer, 2009-05-26 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-05-26 07:03 am UTC

[info]the__ivorytower
2009-05-25 07:39 pm UTC (link)
Watching people wank about 'the internet' vs. 'the internets' is hysterical.

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[info]paladin
2009-05-25 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Why is a parrot in this picture on it's back? Is it no more? Is it an ex-parrot?

Also, it's sort of thrilling to watch this guy BE the douchebag laughingstock who sends e-mails unintentionally.

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pastri_archy
2009-05-25 08:07 pm UTC (link)
The Norweigan blue is always on it's back!

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(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2009-05-25 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2009-05-25 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2009-05-25 11:03 pm UTC

[info]sheep
2009-05-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
It must be a Norwegian Blue, they prefer to kip on their backs.

;)

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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2009-05-26 02:42 am UTC

[info]darkeyes
2009-05-25 09:44 pm UTC (link)
It's pining for the fjords!

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2009-05-25 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2009-05-26 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-26 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2009-05-26 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-26 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2009-05-26 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-26 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2009-05-26 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-26 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2009-05-26 08:06 pm UTC

[info]platedlizard
2009-05-26 05:42 am UTC (link)
To be serious for a moment, a lot of macaws like playing on their backs, actually. It's a good trust-building exercise as well.

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[info]irised
2009-05-26 09:12 am UTC (link)
When I was in Bali at a bird park thing there was a lady doing a demonstration with a bunch of parrots and after she finished flying them around she walked around giving them to everyone who had hands ... she had taught one of the parrots to lie on it's back on command, and she would put it into your hands like that. Just like - here, have an upside down parrot! And you're like ... oh hey, thanks, I always wanted one of these OMG PARROT ON IT'S BACK. And if you're me, you promptly forget any and all relevant witty Monty Python cracks because omgparrot. Alas!

Anyway, I bet that's what happened to these folks. Uncannily, it's the same kind of parrot and the lady has the exact same expression that my mother did ...

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While we're on Monty Python ...
[info]irised
2009-05-26 09:14 am UTC (link)
Look at that man. That expression? That's him realising the Knights Who Say Ni are after his head.

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[info]ajatshatru
2009-05-27 02:01 am UTC (link)
I suspect that is Mr. Cotton's parrot. Used to sleeping in hammocks, I think

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[info]tehrin
2009-05-25 08:13 pm UTC (link)
work on the righting please and your site will be top notch


Oh, sweet irony.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2009-05-25 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Help! I can't read the wank, because I can't stop looking at the pictures. Also, I can't really breathe atm 'cause I'm laughing so hard. Send help?

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(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2009-05-27 05:51 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2009-05-25 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahahaha! Can't... breathe...

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2009-05-25 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2009-05-25 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mary_mac, 2009-05-26 12:56 pm UTC

[info]tofuknight
2009-05-25 08:45 pm UTC (link)
It took me an embaressingly long time to realize that you wrote "Homophonia" and not "Homophobia"

*slinks away in shame*

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-05-26 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-05-26 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2009-05-26 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-05-27 06:27 pm UTC

[info]risha
2009-05-25 08:52 pm UTC (link)
I can't decide if I prefer this or this.

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[info]missm
2009-05-25 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Hey, where's the pic of the people in the weird suits that have fake sex organs and pubic hair on the outside and the little girl is playing with daddy's fake penis? Did they take it down?

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2009-05-25 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2009-05-25 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2009-05-25 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2009-05-25 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2009-05-25 10:58 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-05-26 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2009-05-26 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-26 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-05-26 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2009-05-26 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2009-05-25 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missm, 2009-05-25 09:31 pm UTC
muppet bits icons - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 09:50 pm UTC
Re: muppet bits icons - [info]missm, 2009-05-25 09:56 pm UTC
Re: muppet bits icons - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-25 10:22 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2009-05-25 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh my GOD. The ETA pic...you didn't say the knitted peen was attached to the suit being worn by her FATHER. *cries*

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[info]evilsqueakers
2009-05-25 11:42 pm UTC (link)
ETA pic. I first heard about it from Lexa Doig. I'm still scarred.

*blinks at walrus pic* Oh my lord.

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(no subject) - [info]hurricane, 2009-05-26 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-26 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hurricane, 2009-05-26 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-26 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hurricane, 2009-05-26 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-26 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2009-05-26 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-05-27 11:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hurricane, 2009-05-27 10:48 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2009-05-26 12:08 am UTC (link)
Oh, Jesus. That ETA pic shows up on ugly_crap every six months or so, and it manages to still be creepy every time.

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[info]mcity
2009-05-26 02:25 am UTC (link)
How did I live without this site?

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How 'bout that ETA?
[info]ghostmaster
2009-05-26 02:25 am UTC (link)
D:

I keep wondering, and I can't stop myself, if that's actually a fake stuffed penis, or if it's like a pocket for his real penis.

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Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]hurricane, 2009-05-26 03:12 am UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]caito, 2009-05-26 03:25 am UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]deadwood, 2009-05-26 04:29 am UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]keri, 2009-05-26 04:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]persona, 2009-05-26 04:57 am UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]platedlizard, 2009-05-26 05:49 am UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]frequentmouse, 2009-05-28 08:52 pm UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]ari_o, 2009-05-28 11:02 pm UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-05-26 08:28 am UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]lykomancer, 2009-05-26 05:49 pm UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]hyeri, 2009-05-26 06:10 pm UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]maiiau, 2009-05-27 12:03 pm UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]tofuknight, 2009-05-27 06:33 pm UTC
Re: How 'bout that ETA? - [info]maiiau, 2009-05-28 07:02 am UTC

[info]miss_padfoot
2009-05-26 06:18 am UTC (link)
I love the comments on the ETA post. Everyone either thinks that this is child abuse and CPS should pick up the kids RIGHT NOW, or they think this is a happy and healthy thing for a family to do together.

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-05-26 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2009-05-26 03:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2009-05-26 09:26 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2009-05-26 08:29 am UTC (link)
There is not enough D: in the WORLD to describe my reaction to the ETA.

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(no subject) - [info]blankverses, 2009-05-26 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2009-05-29 04:55 pm UTC

[info]ajatshatru
2009-05-27 01:57 am UTC (link)
XD You are an extremely cruel, cruel lady *CHOKING. NOT BREATHING - From Larfing Too Hard*

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