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urge to kill rising

Street Preacher, Internet Shitshow: Batshit Boogaloo
Dan Lirette is a bag of small, cheesy dicks. We've already been over it, but let's review:

Dan Lirette is a married preacher who's so obnoxious that he's rumored to have been banned from every Wal*Mart in Canada. Last summer, he impregnated one of his church interns and then abandoned her, because he is a coward who avoids responsibility for his behavior. The resultant baby had a profound birth defect, but being pro-life the mother chose to enjoy the short time she had with the child. In the meantime, she blogged about it, receiving attention (both positive and very negative) for what she was doing.

Something Awful came upon the scene and wondered, who's the daddy? They connected the dots back to Dan Lirette, who is, shall we say, displeased with this turn of events. He alleged that SA is a demon-possessed cult, he attempted intimidation tactics against SA owner Lowtax, he called the Kansas City FBI. You know, reacting just as any reasonable and mature human being would when taken to task for past disgressions. Oh, did I say "reasonable and mature human being"? I meant to say "crazy sociopathic cockbib," my bad.

And now, hear this.

Since the baby died, the SA thread was closed and goldmined, but Dan Lirette is still busy being butthurt. His new target is Encyclopedia Dramatica, which has articles on both him and the intern (I shouldn't have to warn you about disturbing images on ED, right? Two words: dead baby). He decided to fight fire with fire and created his own version of ED called Encyclopedia Parodia. The anonymous source on wank_report  says that EP was once filled with ""hilarious" articles slandering everyone who dared to go against him, including SA and EA member ZoSoZodiac, whom he offered a $500 reward for the personal information of." Unfortunately, Dan Lirette has a habit of bahleeting, which is why I had to link to Google cache. Lucky for lulz, there are screencaps and quotes on Dan Lirette's ED page.

Additionally, the autoaim links in the previous post are now blank, allegedly due to a C&D from Dan (autoaim previously hosted mirrors of Dan's wacky preacher videos, now all completely deleted). ETA: Actually, I guess Dan Lirette is completely mad. Carry on.

Dan's home forum, moncton.net, in the meantime has been devastated by warring between SA goons and moderator Paladin. From what remains, it's pretty clear that Paladin loves deleting just as much as Dan Lirette does, and will eliminate not only anything that reflects badly on Dan Lirette, but anything that seems even vaguely suspicious. This has the effect of making the forum look like Swiss cheese, with half-empty threads that now lack logic and leaving regulars either angry or confused. Moncton.net, and its companion chat room, were eventually shut down; it even made the local news!

The source concludes with:

The only thing that would make this whole situation even crazier is if he found caito's post and decided to team up with Lady Sybilla to ruin caito's life. (Though, the combined power of their narcassism might create a black hole...)

I am torn between epic lulz and do not want.