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Street Preacher, Internet Shitshow: Batshit Boogaloo
Dan Lirette is a bag of small, cheesy dicks. We've already been over it, but let's review:

Dan Lirette is a married preacher who's so obnoxious that he's rumored to have been banned from every Wal*Mart in Canada. Last summer, he impregnated one of his church interns and then abandoned her, because he is a coward who avoids responsibility for his behavior. The resultant baby had a profound birth defect, but being pro-life the mother chose to enjoy the short time she had with the child. In the meantime, she blogged about it, receiving attention (both positive and very negative) for what she was doing.

Something Awful came upon the scene and wondered, who's the daddy? They connected the dots back to Dan Lirette, who is, shall we say, displeased with this turn of events. He alleged that SA is a demon-possessed cult, he attempted intimidation tactics against SA owner Lowtax, he called the Kansas City FBI. You know, reacting just as any reasonable and mature human being would when taken to task for past disgressions. Oh, did I say "reasonable and mature human being"? I meant to say "crazy sociopathic cockbib," my bad.

And now, hear this.

Since the baby died, the SA thread was closed and goldmined, but Dan Lirette is still busy being butthurt. His new target is Encyclopedia Dramatica, which has articles on both him and the intern (I shouldn't have to warn you about disturbing images on ED, right? Two words: dead baby). He decided to fight fire with fire and created his own version of ED called Encyclopedia Parodia. The anonymous source on wank_report says that EP was once filled with ""hilarious" articles slandering everyone who dared to go against him, including SA and EA member ZoSoZodiac, whom he offered a $500 reward for the personal information of." Unfortunately, Dan Lirette has a habit of bahleeting, which is why I had to link to Google cache. Lucky for lulz, there are screencaps and quotes on Dan Lirette's ED page.

Additionally, the autoaim links in the previous post are now blank, allegedly due to a C&D from Dan (autoaim previously hosted mirrors of Dan's wacky preacher videos, now all completely deleted). ETA: Actually, I guess Dan Lirette is completely mad. Carry on.

Dan's home forum, moncton.net, in the meantime has been devastated by warring between SA goons and moderator Paladin. From what remains, it's pretty clear that Paladin loves deleting just as much as Dan Lirette does, and will eliminate not only anything that reflects badly on Dan Lirette, but anything that seems even vaguely suspicious. This has the effect of making the forum look like Swiss cheese, with half-empty threads that now lack logic and leaving regulars either angry or confused. Moncton.net, and its companion chat room, were eventually shut down; it even made the local news!

The source concludes with:

The only thing that would make this whole situation even crazier is if he found caito's post and decided to team up with Lady Sybilla to ruin caito's life. (Though, the combined power of their narcassism might create a black hole...)

~~I am torn between epic lulz and~~ do not want.

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white_tean
2009-06-06 09:54 am UTC (link)

Whoops, sorry, my bad. I wasn't going to go and double check up that photo.
Yeah, developmental deformities are interesting, even if the pictures are very off putting.

On the plus side, that's the website I went to to internet diagnose a kitten I'd been looking at rescuing - he's got a mild version of Radial Hypoplasia (sp?) evidently, which isn't so bad, mostly we were just worried it would be something that's associated with other problems. Either way, after research my parents (yes, I live at home, I know) agreed that I could take him home, because there were twelve kittens and he was one of the runts and we knew no one there was going to take him because everyone else figured he had too many problems.

And yes, this is time to whip out a shameless cat pic.

Picked one where you can see his front legs - they're actually barely noticeable now which is what the nurse at the vet clinic we stopped at on the way home to pick up kitten supplies said. He'll still always have the deformity (plus the bad knees all round which evidently comes from having no knee cap grooves) but now he's older and not emaciated and has built up his strength he's able to hold them upright (although his legs are held out of alignment still so he's likely to get arthritic later on) - before they were more wonky and when he played and ran around they looked like hockey-sticks. There's a couple pictures of him at about four/five weeks old in this LJ entry, we're very lucky he's only got a very mild congenital defect though - he's able to live a totally normal house cat life, albeit if he wants to try and steal food from the kitchen table he has to jump up onto the chairs first using the terracing method.
http://white-tean.livejournal.com/19043.html

:D

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	sharps 2009-06-06 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	Aww... he's so cute! Sounds like he's having a good life with you. Sorry about correcting you. I totally understand why you wouldn't want to look at the picture again. I live at home too. It is no shame, at least not in my eyes. Though they won't let me have a cat, sad to say. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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