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Flippant

My Clothes are For Everyone - except YOU.
From a mouse on Wank Report.

High-end fashion blogger, Susie Bubble, tries on an unfortunate creation by Pamela Hogg and posts the photographic results to her blog.

The designer's PR is not amused and demands the pictures be taken down for reasons that change with each discussion.

Defense of the designer ensues. Nasty defense!

http://pipeline.refinery29.com/daily_links/gaga_at_opening_ceremony_paul.php

"Susie Bobble isn't ugly but she's not pretty either. She's an average looking girl who loves above average looking clothes and therein lies the problem.

Message to Ms. Bobble: Make your own clothes from patterns and leave Pam and other talented designer pieces for the more suitable, pretty and slighter girls or women."

Susie pulls down the photos but is hurt and it's not from pulling off the tightest Spandex this side of the Power Rangers.

The imbroglio becomes the talk of the town.

Meow with a side of wank.

ETA: Deena of "Fat Girls Like Nice Clothes Too" has her own hilarious response.

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	rachelmap 2009-06-04 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm size 22, and they can kiss my extremely large ass for my money. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eleutheria 2009-06-05 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm a 24, and yeah, ditto. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	risha 2009-06-05 03:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm a 28, and agreed. I manage to dress cute anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	munchkinott 2009-06-05 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	Same here. I'm scraping 6ft too. Basically, no one tells me 'you CAN'T wear that!' as I could snap a designer/socialite/fashion columnist like a TWIG! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	risha 2009-06-05 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Good point. I'm just a smidge taller than you. Want to go to NYC and loom over a designer for fun? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	munchkinott 2009-06-05 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Only if I can wear my 4" heel oxfords, Matrix trenchcoat with the collar flicked up & sunglasses. smirks (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	risha 2009-06-05 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds good to me. slips glasses on (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	munchkinott 2009-06-05 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Can we avoid looming over Vivienne Westwood though? She's a Bit Awesome and most of her catwalk/haute stuff revolves around giving skinny chicks false arses n' boobs. ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	risha 2009-06-05 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I can be magnanimous in this case, and anyone else a Bit Awesome. I don't know much else about him, but apparently Isaac Mizrahi called a designer "sizest" on the Fashion Show this week for bitching about a size 16 client. That gives him a pass from me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

munchkinott
2009-06-06 01:32 am UTC (link)

Wow. I LIKE HIM FOR THAT! *_* Oddly, while poking around for names to go on the Non-Looming List, I've just discovered Lacroix's haute & international retail wing's gone bankrupt. D: My ONLY item of proper designer goodness is a tiny Lacroix coin purse (heart shaped, matte quilted gold lame and OMG SO PRETTY - as someone who doesn't do pretty that's one hell of a compliment) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ASPIRE TO AFFORD TO HAVE MORE NOW! *sob*

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	risha 2009-06-06 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Aww, I'm sorry. :( Look at the bright side - your purse is now a collector's item! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	irised 2009-06-07 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'll cheer you on! 8D (Reply to this)(Parent)

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