Current mood:

Flippant

My Clothes are For Everyone - except YOU.
From a mouse on Wank Report.

High-end fashion blogger, Susie Bubble, tries on an unfortunate creation by Pamela Hogg and posts the photographic results to her blog.

The designer's PR is not amused and demands the pictures be taken down for reasons that change with each discussion.

Defense of the designer ensues. Nasty defense!

http://pipeline.refinery29.com/daily_links/gaga_at_opening_ceremony_paul.php

"Susie Bobble isn't ugly but she's not pretty either. She's an average looking girl who loves above average looking clothes and therein lies the problem.

Message to Ms. Bobble: Make your own clothes from patterns and leave Pam and other talented designer pieces for the more suitable, pretty and slighter girls or women."

Susie pulls down the photos but is hurt and it's not from pulling off the tightest Spandex this side of the Power Rangers.

The imbroglio becomes the talk of the town.

Meow with a side of wank.

ETA: Deena of "Fat Girls Like Nice Clothes Too" has her own hilarious response.

	adevyish 2009-06-05 09:20 am UTC (link)
	If a model as thin as the designer wanted wore that, their ribs would be showing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2009-06-05 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly the Superhero Plague-victim! was what the designer is going for. Or maybe Femme Famine! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tachikoma01 2009-06-05 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Marvel Zombies wear? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adevyish 2009-06-06 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Zombies have more meat on them. Mummies, though... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2009-06-05 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ribs are sexy, didn't you get the memo? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	_goblin_ 2009-06-07 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	As a person who has spent unfortunate amounts of time being rilly, rilly waaaaay too skinny, I think I can say with authority that anyone slimmer than Suzy who wore that catsuit would look fucking terrible. I mean, it's spandex. It hides nothing, and hip-bones you can put an eye out on, coupled with a xylophone chest, just aren't nice to look at. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jaseroque 2009-06-12 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Seriously! I am a twig (not by choice, either) and I'll tell you now -- I would never have had the guts to put that thing on, and if I had and you'd stood us side by side, adorable little Susie Bubble would look about a thousand times cuter than I ever could wearing that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adevyish 2009-06-13 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Same here—I've put on more weight recently, but my ribcage is ginormous, and I can't wear anything more revealing than a loose T-shirt. (Reply to this)(Parent)