Are you kidding? Twitter is the perfect avenue for Francona to exposit his devastating attacks upon Dustin Pedroia in their deadly-serious games of cribbage! I am a little surprised there is no such Twitter parody already.

(Francona to the media: "Well, you guys told me there's something going on. I'll have my daughters look right into that, as soon as I figure out where their numbers are in my cell phone.")