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puipui
2009-06-07 03:29 am UTC (link)

The phrase "weeping cock" is actually extremely common (or, at least, it used to be, I don't know about anymore) in romance novels and erotic fanfic and the like. It's always made me think of a poor little penis that's afraid of the dark, sobbing hysterically, all "Don't make me go in there! Please! ;_;"

Which is, of course, how the Weeping Cock comm got its name. Because I used to see that phrase all the time in sex scenes, and it would always make me laugh, so when the time came, it seemed appropriate.

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mcity
2009-06-07 04:02 am UTC (link)

It's always made me think of a poor little penis that's afraid of the dark, sobbing hysterically, all "Don't make me go in there! Please! ;_;"

And now I get to laugh myself to sleep. Thanks.

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	bubosquared 2009-06-07 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I've always been fond of "peeked" nipples. Are those nipples that have peeked, or have they been peeked at? Inquiring mind demands to know! Although my favourite was the one time I came across "piqued" nipples. Because nipples really fucking hate it when you lick them, apparently. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	meriel 2009-06-07 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Maybe they're Peekaboo nipples. That makes sense, right? Since they're all covered and then get uncovered and...yeah. I shouldn't comment when I'm this tired. :\| (Reply to this)(Parent)

	serai 2009-06-07 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Or "picked" nipples. Because the guy can't leave well enough alone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	libelle 2009-06-07 09:15 am UTC (link)
	My brain parsed that as "pickled nipples", which made made me imagine some really weird story lines. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brennalarose 2009-06-07 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	"Ma'am, how much have your nipples had to drink tonight?" "Uh... Five or six beers? I dunno. They aren't like this usually!" Which, now, has me trying to figure out how you give nipples a field sobriety test. If you'll excuse me, I need to ground my inner 12-year-old boy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladyofviolets 2009-06-07 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Or "perky" nipples. Or "pointy" Which makes me think of That 70's Show, more exactly of Fez. "Don't point at me with your perky nipples!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2009-06-08 12:13 am UTC (link)
	"Perky" makes me think of nipples that've had too much sugar. It's kind of a terrifying image. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	white_serpent 2009-06-07 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I keep considering posting an excerpt of one of Madeline Hunter's books to Weeping Cock: The desire deepened, went lower. It filled her hips and made her vulva cry. (The Sinner, 272) It later shivers, pulses, and throbs; poor thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladybirdsleeps 2009-06-07 05:20 am UTC (link)
	If it fills your ladyparts with grief so profound that they quiver, perhaps ur doing it wrong. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	frau_eva 2009-06-07 05:17 am UTC (link)
	See, that's a way better imagery than what I get. Because if your cock can be in any way close to weeping, you've got a horrifying STD. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2009-06-07 08:36 am UTC (link)
	That's where I went too. O.O (Reply to this)(Parent)

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