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tree (tree) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-06-18 15:51:00


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Pet intelligence wank
The Guardian: Cats outsmarted in psychologist's test.

You can imagine how well this goes with the readers. Besides the predictable flood of pet owner butthurt and anecdotes of clever / stupid cats / dogs / mice / owls, there are plenty of genuinely funny comments as well as a side wank on the validity of test methods and statistics, obligatory calls to talk about world hunger instead or discuss the intelligence of various nationalities, and, naturally, Hitler and his pets make a bonus appearance. I think one could play classical wank bingo in here, but some of the stories make it all worthwhile.


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[info]tofuknight
2009-06-18 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Oooh, is it pet story time?

For insane reasons, I once had both cats and pet rats at my house at the same time. This was a gigantic pain in the ass, but that's different. ANYWAY, once the cat was stalking the rat who was in his cage.

Cat: I STALK J00! I AM GREAT HUNTR!!
(note: the said cat is about six months old)
Rat: Hmm, I think it's time to clean between my toes. *licks*
Cat: SEE ME STALKING J00! U HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT MY EYES ARE TWO INCHES FROM YOUR SOUL!!!!
(at this point, Tofuknight grabs for the water squirt bottle)
Rat: *looks up, puffs up ALL of his fur and lunges at the cat*
Cat: HOLY FUCK!!! *runs to the other side of the room* *looks embaressed*
Rat: *goes back to minutely cleaning between toes*
(Tofuknight is now trying not to fall over laughing)

This rat was also the biggest candidate for Prozac I have ever seen, including myself, but I loved him. :D

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tree
2009-06-19 12:31 pm UTC (link)
MY EYES ARE TWO INCHES FROM YOUR SOUL

I LOL'd!

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