Current mood:

Mystified

And she looks so NORMAL in her icon...
Meet theresahr. Theresa is a bitch. I'm not being petty -- she takes pride in this, and whereas some woman can pull it off with aplomb, well, Theresa is not one of those woman. She's more the "nails on a blackboard" kind. And a boring one at that -- between quizzes and her obsession for a pothead named Owen, her journal is an excellent cure for insomnia.

Detached, disinterested, despondent. [Feb. 9th, 2004|10:58 am]
I have practically no friends now.
I kind of like it in a way. I was getting sick of wondering how those jerks felt about me.
I'm turning into Sylvia Plath. And Owen is my Ted Hughes, calling me a "bobby-socks American."
But I don't know if I'll stick my head in the oven. I'd rather not, to be honest.

Don't miss the comment where she clarifies for the sake of...um...nobody, it seems. If one LJer wanks alone in the woods, does it make a splat?

Yes, yes, boring, I know...but wait! Is it..."you Friended me" wank? Why yes it is! In which one self-proclaimed bitch feminist goes wild over another user's screenname & icon, neither of which is offensive in the slightest. (Theresa has a nasty habit of deleting comments she does not like, I'm afraid, so I'll paste what currently remains below the cut.) The fun starts here then here. And then it gets really fun.

Keep in mind as you try to follow along: this is the "filthy icon" in question. *boggles*

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neon mamacita (theresahr) wrote,
@ 2004-02-09 19:43:00

Someone named naughtyangel75 has friended me. From what I can tell, she's a total slut crawling with vermin and STDs and I wish she would unfriend me.

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mantraofdoom
2004-02-10 00:09 (link)
Poke her with a stick... if anything starts to ooze... don't make any sudden moves and turn off your computer.
Scary livejournal girl.

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theresahr
2004-02-10 07:16 (link)
I don't care if people read it. I just don't want you friending me. I read your journal. You seem to be a total slut and I'd appreciate it if you'd just go away now. I don't want to be associated with someoen like you. Thanks.
By the way: get a breast reduction. It's obscene.

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naughtyangel75
2004-02-10 09:47 (link)
You very obviously did not read it. You might have read an entry or two which happened to deal with sex. Goodie for you. Yay! You are talented at judging a book by it's cover. I'd love to hear what you think makes me 'seem to be a total slut'. The fact that I've been in a monogamous relationship for 7 years? Or maybe it's all that talk about my two-year-old that makes you think that. No, it's probably the occasional post where I say something *gasp* sexual.
A woman who enjoys sex does equal slut in this society.
For being a self-proclaimed feminist and sociology major, you seem incredibly close-minded.

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theresahr
2004-02-10 11:03 (link)
Maybe it's your obnoxious avatar that disgusts me...? No, wait, I know: it's your grossly hackneyed screenname. Do you know how many idiots like you have something like that? Christ, you wouldn't know originality if it bit you in the ass. Your poor child, growing up with an absolute monstrosity for a mother. You should have given him up for adoption and done him a favor.

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#2

neon mamacita (theresahr) wrote,
@ 2004-02-10 14:12:00

She has hooks to latch onto you.

Naughtyangel75, that is. (Every time I type that screenname I vomit fro the stupidity of it.) Despite all my bitchiness, she STILL has me as a friend.

UNFRIEND ME YOU SLUT!

Christ.

As you can see, I've been feeling mean lately.

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zach69000
2004-02-10 12:08 (link)
such hostility...I think you need a hug :)

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-10 12:22 (link)
wow, you're a bitch.

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theresahr
2004-02-10 14:05 (link)
So now she's called in her Loyal Army of Whores to post on my journal?

I think I'll just delete their comments! MWA HA HA!

Never underestimate the Slavic Sensation, mein Kinder.

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theresahr
2004-02-10 17:47 (link)
1. Get a breast reduction.
2. Get liposuction.

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tomtomtango
2004-02-10 16:27 (link)
doooood?! What the Fuck?

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Feel my wrath!
theresahr
2004-02-10 17:55 (link)
It turns out you can ban people from posting on your journal! So I'll be banning some of you, especially the one that keeps saying the same thing over and over again.

To the new dude: things aren't this exciting! But it's kind of fun.

If you kids really like doing this...go ahead. But you're not proving a point.

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Re: Feel my wrath!
templar46_2
2004-02-10 18:08 (link)

not exactly trying to prove anything... just curious as to your decidedly anti-feminist and anti-social behavior patters evidenced here... but... apparently you don't *really* want to have an objective conversation with me after all, as you've clearly decided to delete my previous comment.

Which is really too bad... i think something thought provoking (for someone) could have come out of that. but whatever, you wanna pout and be all angsty, that's your call.

you are being kindof a knee-jerk goober though... i was willing to overlook that observation before, but i'm slightly disappointed you lumped me in with the others who seem to be commenting because of their friend.

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Re: Feel my wrath!
theresahr
2004-02-10 18:11 (link)

No, it was your long-winded holier-than-thou speech that was a real turn-off. I like things succinct, to the point. I also figured it's pointless to try to prove any point now that these morons have flooded my board. But if you're here out of curiosity and on your own will instead of some malicious intent and on command of Mrs. Big Tits over there, then welcome aboard, matey!

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Re: Feel my wrath!
templar46_2
2004-02-10 18:29 (link)

i tend to be long-winded yes. *guilty*... "holier-than-thou" however? dig the alias. ;)

I also figured it's pointless to try to prove any point now that these morons have flooded my board.

easily fixed; ignore them for now... *i'd* like to hear your point very much. I'm still curious as to your personal definitions of the word "slut". Several posts you've made in your journal lead me to believe that you have no problem with sex or human sexuality yourself, so i'm interested in why you choose this specific adjective to describe this person? (and, well speaking as a guy; why is that supposed to be a "bad" thing?)

Likewise i think you could be a bit more creative in your insults of her defenders... things like "Ms big Tits" and "get liposuction" are pretty... amateurish. If you're going to insult someone, you should try to evoke something a bit better than "haha you're fat" or "you gots big boobies!"... that's kinda weak. :|
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(Anonymous)
2004-02-10 18:34 (link)
i am a man-whore. where does that place me in the continuum?

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-10 18:37 (link)
Now I'm tempted to snag the name "cumguzzler" and friend you. Eheheheh.