Wow, I bet this is just a hum-dinger of a wank. I'm envisioning a battalion of popcorn macros and other such nonsense. The wanker's desperate flailing is no doubt put in its proper place by the witty repartee of a Nora Roberts lookalike and there is much dancing and festivity in the virtual streets.

Of course, I can't actually verify any of this, because there are no goddamn links.