At first I thought Stutts was parodying the original-OP in the ETA post, and I was like "Pfft, whatever. That's kinda wanky." Then I realized that he was quoting the OP. Then I realized the OP had posted his ad in pretty much every major city community on livejournal. (Wonders when and if it's going to hit the twin cities LJ.)

Then I wondered if the OP went to the Potato Noon school of advertising.