maybe she has several bras that look exactly the same

If she's anything like me, if she ever finds one that's comfortable and fits and does it's job well, she will buy as many of them as she can possibly afford and/or as many as they have in stock, right then and there.

Of course, this means that this last time, when I discovered that my new perfect bra type became quickly un-perfect after just a few months of use, there went three bras gone to hell instead of just the one. NOOOO! And one had polka dots! And now they're sitting there in my bra drawer with the all the other bras that don't fit right, and each morning I stare dejectedly into the teeming mass and try to decide which one might be the least uncomfortable today, for I am down to only one that even sort of halfway works but it has seams that show through under t-shirts. GODDAMN IT. FUCKING BRAS. >:(

[/obligatory bra-related tl;dr]