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Irised ([info]irised) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
Okay, I've been totally distracted by the review of Ravenous Romance's books.

In American Star, the male protagonist describes his partner’s cock as unrolling from his pants like a paper towel roll in the kitchen and says he wants to throw the cock over his shoulder and burp it.

describes his partner’s cock as unrolling from his pants like a paper towel roll in the kitchen

Flup flup flup flup flup! 8D

I think I'm kind of seeing an actual paper towel roll coming out somehow. Also, what are those things you blow at parties and the little roll of paper shoots out straight and it makes a sort of hornlike farting noise? BRB, dieing of laughter.


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