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sablemouse ([info]sablemouse) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-09-11 23:40:00


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Thanks to a mouse on wank report. Added some links, but mostly c&p'd from the wank report.

This one's fairly new, but has been heating up all morning:

Quartet Press, once hailed by Dear Author (and Smart Bitches, to a lesser degree) as THE start-up digital publisher to watch, the bright and shiny future of e-pubbing, folds before it's published a single book.

Over on DA, comments start out with sympathy and hand-wringing over how this will affect the future of digital publishing as well as the fate of QP editor Angela James, whose ship-jumping from Samhain to QP was loudly proclaimed by DA less than a month ago, but quickly turns into criticism of both QP and James with an undercurrent of "how's that egg facial feeling?" aimed at DA's Jane (it starts at comment 42). Over on SBTB, however, it's a festivus of finger-pointing and backpedaling. Karen Scott expresses her lack of surprise and there the atmosphere is generally one of shock and dismay, but agreeing that QP's promise seemed far too good to be true.

The fun really starts when Jamaica Layne of Ravenous Romance (another epublisher) gets word of what's happened. Between the violation of Snacky's Law and the "ain't karma a bitch?" conclusion, the schadenfreude is just oozing from her blog. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the way Dear Author has ripped both Ravenous Romance and Layne herself to shreds, could it? Nah. Ann Somerville tries to start something on SBTB, but it doesn't go too well.

More discussion about QP - including comments by Layne, posting as Sakamonda, on the Absolute Write Water Cooler.

And, finally, Angela James and Kassia Krozer address the closing of QP.


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[info]irised
2009-09-11 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I've been totally distracted by the review of Ravenous Romance's books.

In American Star, the male protagonist describes his partner’s cock as unrolling from his pants like a paper towel roll in the kitchen and says he wants to throw the cock over his shoulder and burp it.

describes his partner’s cock as unrolling from his pants like a paper towel roll in the kitchen

Flup flup flup flup flup! 8D

I think I'm kind of seeing an actual paper towel roll coming out somehow. Also, what are those things you blow at parties and the little roll of paper shoots out straight and it makes a sort of hornlike farting noise? BRB, dieing of laughter.

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tetradecimal
2009-09-12 12:59 am UTC (link)
I don't know if this is hilarious beyond belief, or if prerolled cocks that need to be burped will haunt my nightmares forever.

Probably both.

Finally, a situation that calls for a cockbib!

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[info]irised
2009-09-13 01:51 am UTC (link)
HAH! Yes! You'd need one, too, to keep it all rolled up. Unless it had some kind of arrangement like those blind things that roll up and you yank on one knob to unroll it and the other knob to roll it back up again ... and then it gets stuck halfway ... how embarrassing.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2009-09-12 01:58 am UTC (link)
*feeeehn!*

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[info]brennalarose
2009-09-12 04:45 am UTC (link)
Party blowers, I think they're called, and that's where my brain went, too. *groan*

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[info]purple_smurf
2009-09-12 04:59 am UTC (link)
And the name just adds a whole new level of 12-year-old hilarity to it...

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[info]brennalarose
2009-09-12 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Inorite? My inner 12-year-old boy has been getting a workout.

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[info]irised
2009-09-13 01:52 am UTC (link)
Oh man, and it would give a whole new meaning to the term, wouldn't it ...

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[info]brennalarose
2009-09-14 06:45 am UTC (link)
...Damn you...

*goes to scrub brain out*

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[info]moonjaguar
2009-09-12 05:26 am UTC (link)
I guess they're called "blow-outs"? That's... real bad with the unrolling paper towel roll simile.

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[info]irised
2009-09-13 02:03 am UTC (link)
Oh god D: "blow outs" is real bad just on it's own ... I just ... the mind goes to awful wound-related things D: AAAAAAAAAAHH. Flesh explosions noooo D: *flails* not to mention I've been on shitty_mods lately and they have all those ear blow outs ...

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[info]sepiamagpie
2009-09-12 09:36 am UTC (link)
And that's gonna haunt me.

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Flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup!
[info]white_tean
2009-09-12 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh gosh, that's disgusting... and yet... I can't stop myself reading more of these reviews. They're just so fascinatingly and creatively terrible. The Russet Noon wank would have lasted so much longer if the writing was this creatively abhorrent and less blandy terrible.

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Re: Flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup!
[info]irised
2009-09-13 02:12 am UTC (link)
Me too! I had to go find all of them, they're pretty much amazing. How the hell can someone write these things and take themselves seriously? XD its probably somehow related to modern art.

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Re: Flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup!
[info]_goblin_
2009-09-13 02:16 am UTC (link)
The Russet Noon wank would have lasted so much longer if the writing was this creatively abhorrent and less blandy terrible.

Speaking of which, wasn't Russet Nooner due out in September? I guess we'll find out when Caito starts getting emailed copies of press releases and twitter feeds.

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[info]munchkinott
2009-09-12 07:05 pm UTC (link)
This advert needs more unrolled cock.

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I composed a bad limerick!
[info]irised
2009-09-13 02:16 am UTC (link)
There was a young man from Vladivostok,
Who had the most massive of doomcocks,
But he met a steamroller,
And it rolled right on over,
Now the only thing he can fuck is a post box!

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Re: I composed a bad limerick!
[info]_goblin_
2009-09-13 06:00 am UTC (link)
Have you considered seeking publication? I warn you, you may be too talented a writer for Ravenous Romance.

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Re: I composed a bad limerick!
[info]irised
2009-09-14 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, I want to try for Ravenous Romance though - how about

There was a yung man from Vladivostok,
Who had the most maeerssive of doomcocks,
But he meta steamroller,
And it rolled rite on over,
Now the only thding he can flup is a post box!
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(Thanks! XD)


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Re: I composed a bad limerick!
[info]honorh
2009-09-14 12:01 pm UTC (link)
You do the long and proud (*cough*) history of bad limericks proud with this abomination.

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[info]evening_rose
2009-09-13 02:34 am UTC (link)
Also, what are those things you blow at parties and the little roll of paper shoots out straight and it makes a sort of hornlike farting noise? BRB, dieing of laughter.

I AM SO SHOWING THIS COMMENT TO EVERYONE I KNOW!

Once I can breathe properly again, that is.

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[info]hallidae
2009-09-13 07:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, Jesus, I went and read the review. Tears, man.

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[info]fishies
2009-09-13 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Reminds me of the fancomic where Batman shows Joker his noodle peen.

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