So the 'birther' movement can be summed up as "BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO THE BROWN GUY, HE CONFUSES MY STUPID TINY LITTLE CLOSED BIGOT MIIIIIIIIIIIIND. *stomp feet throw self on floor pound fists shriek* BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [subsequent W's continue beyond all reason and are therefore omitted so people won't scroll sideways forever and curse my name and my butt]"

Much as the fact that it exists at all pisses me off (there's no way in hell they'd do this to a WASP prez) - oh this smackdown. THIS SMACKDOWN. It's so beautiful! I love seeing pissy, bigoted crybabies flattened by the Clue Anvil a la Wile E. Coyote. It makes my little frozen heart go pitty-pat, it does!