I bet when he was a kid, he bought a whole bunch of old sports trophies at salvation army and told everyone he "earned" them. Because he put all the work into finding them at the second hand store, right?

Okay, I actually don't have much to say on this because he's so far off the wanker end, he's reached the "ignore me, I'm a troll" level. I just wanted to add yet another shark-themed icon to this thread.