THANK YOU!

No, seriously, my entire cosmetology class has been flipping the eff out over this thing to the point that even just mentioning that the school will be giving out shots to anyone who wants it makes them break out into righteous huffy screeds about how Oh I'll never get the flu shot I don't want no virus injected in me that shit just makes you sick the H1N1's just the government trying to brain wash you and didn't you know the H1N1 vaccine mutates babies and vaccines cause autism and make you walk backwards I know it cuz I heard it on the internetz. I'm surprised they still drink tap water since fluoride's just guv'ment mind control juice, don'tchaknow?

It takes all my strength to not smack them over the head with a computer logged on to Snopes since pointing out there is no actual medical evidence to prove any of this doesn't work. Maybe I should just show them the legend of Lotus Boob to prove to them that they shouldn't get their medical advice from crazy loons on the internet and chain e-mails.