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The Mad Bishounen ([info]jkefka) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-11-12 18:43:00


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Go Google Go!
Be ye warned: This is an incredibly nerdy wank and will involve a lot of programming jokes. That said, it's also pretty damn awesome. Picked up originally by [info]platelizard in random_lounge.

Google, as we all know, is staffed by computer geniuses of the highest order, who program constantly. It seems that they found all the programming languages out there insufficient and clunky for their needs, so in a typically Google solution, they went and made their own. It even has its own mascot (the "Go Gopher"). Computer programmers everywhere jizz their britches, no wanking required. Google puts up an "Issue" form to report problems with the young language, and all is fine and dandy...

Until issue 9, titled "I have already used the name for *MY* programming language."


wanker = fmccabe; /*Who apparently has been working on a programming language called "Go!" for the last decade, and even published a book about it! */

//But where-ever can we find this language, and its book?

JustFuckingGoogleIt()
{
Kidding = FALSE;
}

numComments = 690; //and rising!

OK, I'm too lazy to keep that up. Many of the commenters are in support of mccabe, and there seems to be some evidence that he wasn't kidding about the book (I couldn't find a direct source because google has been bombed by the news about it...the irony is tangible, and delicious). Don't worry, though, there's plenty of wank. We have comment 54, to start:

First Closure (name-squatting Clojure) now Go stopping Go! in its tracks. Just another week in the life of a giant company. Google seems to be dropping to the level of ye olde "Embrace and Extend" - just throw your weight around - MSFT mode. Way to go (!) boys! I think I'll might just create a search engine called "Google!", let's see if this ruffles some feathers in the 'Plex.

GOTO 58

So what about the game GO. That name has been used for years too.

How well used is you language. Do you have a major following in place that use it or
is is just something you used.

You mention a web site publishing. What about actual registering the name before
Google gets a hold of it?

Over time eventually every word or name can claimed to be used. If you don't actually
register its usage or copryright/left or trademark it I guess your shot.


And then we come to 81:

What is peculiar is that on Mr. McCabe's blog
(http://frankmccabe.wordpress.com/category/computer-languages/) he mentions (in a
2008 post, the year after his go! book) he's developing a language, and does not
mention this languages name (I am guessing it _might_ be go!, but who knows?);

Wikipedia has no mention of "go!"; I don't find reference with google or bing (other
than news generated by this thread); However, McCabe did publish a paper on "go!"
(2004): http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~klc/annals.pdf

In fact, the paper states that 'Go!' is available on
http://sourceforge.net/projects/networkagent/, and was developed jointly with McCabe
and Clark. The description is of

"A group of systems for building network-oriented intelligent agents, consisting an
agent communications infrastructure, April - an agent construction programming
language, Go! - a logic programming language and DialoX - an XML-based user interface
engine".

I don't know if this domain specificity impacts go's stated general purpose systems
programming - but the sourceforge area has commits back in 2000.

Interesting!


And it keeps on trucking from there! The best part of reading through it (which I do recommend) is the suggestions of an alternative name for the Google language ("Issue 9" is quite popular, as is "go2" and, inexplicably, "goat") and the bad programming jokes ("Go != Go!;" is one of the tamest). There's also some good wank in the 600s and interspersed throughout, and many comments to the effect of "GOOGLE FORGOT TO GOOGLE SOMETHING LOL," which I imagine to be followed by a laugh-laugh-pigsnort (you know the sound I mean). Have fun fellow computer nerds!


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[info]cmdr_zoom
2009-11-13 03:03 am UTC (link)
Go Considered Harmful

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[info]platedlizard
2009-11-13 03:06 am UTC (link)
I knew a programmer could do this justice. Awesome.

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[info]jkefka
2009-11-13 03:09 am UTC (link)
Actually I'm a psychologist in the making, I just picked up a lot of programming from various projects that required computers to do things they were not meant to do. And it's fun.

I'm weird ^^;

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-11-13 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2009-11-13 08:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2009-11-13 01:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_dwh, 2009-11-14 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2009-11-14 04:22 am UTC
Punish the empty triangle!
[info]sqbr
2009-11-13 05:00 am UTC (link)
Ahaha.

So the other night I introduced my husband to Fandom Wank (he expressed incredulity when I described Supernatural tinhats) and he was happily amused for quite some time. But he eventually got bored since he's not really into online fandom, he spends his time online mostly discussing programming or at DailyWTF etc.

Clearly I must show him this post :D

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[info]tunxeh
2009-11-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
Wikipedia has no mention of "go!"

Unsurprisingly, there's now a Wikipedia article on the old language, a Wikipedia article on the new language, and a debate on whether to delete the article on the older language because it's not famous enough. Complete with such non-wanky contributions as "Again, this discussion is quickly becoming a "neener-neener" playground game.", "Are you frickin' kidding me?", "I guess you haven't read any of the previous discussion since your comment is completely backward", and "I protest against being accused as socket puppet."

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2009-11-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
ah, Wankipedia.

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(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2009-11-14 01:29 am UTC

[info]mcity
2009-11-13 07:01 am UTC (link)
I'd link to the TVTropes article on Wiki Magic, but that would be crossing the streams.

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[info]adevyish
2009-11-13 08:06 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah, I saw that on Ars Technica. The comments there quickly descended into "anything by Google that's not search/ads/mail is useless!", "what would you know!", "Rob Pike and Ken Thompson are legends how dare you insult them!", "Go is like C!", "no it's not!", "C sucks!", "you don't have a choice now suck it up!", "ERRRRLANG!", etc.

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[info]adevyish
2009-11-13 08:22 am UTC (link)
(get_thread 135):

There once was a language named "Go"
By Google it's made to help the Pro
But there's a claim the name
it sounds quite the same
as another fellow's lingo

[...]

So the question arise
allthough google might despise
"what new name shall we be giving
to the lingo that's not yet living
and has not yet seen this world with it's own eyes?"

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[info]notarose
2009-11-13 11:00 am UTC (link)
Did anyone else trip on the meter trying to read this?

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2009-11-13 12:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-11-13 02:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2009-11-13 02:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-11-13 05:55 pm UTC

[info]sudaki
2009-11-15 04:05 am UTC (link)
clawjelly there should probably stick to programming.

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tetradecimal
2009-11-13 03:21 pm UTC (link)
Programmers who could were choosing ease over safety and efficiency by moving to dynamically typed languages such as Python and JavaScript rather than C++ or, to a lesser extent, Java.

LOL JAVASCRIPT

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[info]mister_terrific
2009-11-13 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Considering I'm coding the damn stuff at this moment, I find this terribly amusing as well.

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(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-11-13 03:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2009-11-13 06:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2009-11-13 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_dwh, 2009-11-14 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2009-11-14 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_dwh, 2009-11-14 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2009-11-14 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2009-11-14 05:35 am UTC
Reposted for HTML fail - [info]hitchhiker42, 2009-11-17 02:38 am UTC
Re: Reposted for HTML fail - [info]jkefka, 2009-11-17 03:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sqbr, 2009-11-14 02:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_dwh, 2009-11-14 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-11-14 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sqbr, 2009-11-16 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_dwh, 2009-11-16 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sqbr, 2009-11-16 04:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedi_dwh, 2009-11-16 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sqbr, 2009-11-21 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2009-11-13 09:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2009-11-13 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2009-11-13 08:54 pm UTC

[info]tofuknight
2009-11-13 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Comment 5 = My language is called Go!. The book is called Let's Go!.

The issue is not whether or not Google's go will be well known. It is one of fairness.


As my icon says,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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tetradecimal
2009-11-13 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Coincidentally, 5 is also pronounced "go" in Japanese.

Also, lulz programming book puns. My high school programming text was called "C++ for You++".

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-11-14 08:34 pm UTC

[info]taterbird
2009-11-14 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Things are just better when Scar laughs at them too.

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[info]kosaginolegion
2009-11-13 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Coded coding wank=Win

Maybe they should rename the language GoGoGadget?

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[info]jkefka
2009-11-13 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Haha, thank you, that is a most awesome link.

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[info]theelusiven
2009-11-13 07:46 pm UTC (link)
10=PRINT “WHAT’S YOUR PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE’S NAME?”
20=INPUT A$.
30=PRINT “PLEASE TO CEASE AND DESIST.”
31=REM PRINT A$, ”IS ALREADY COPYWRONGED, KTHANXBAI.”
RUN

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[info]tofuknight
2009-11-14 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I love you and the fact that the doctor in your icon looks like he has never seen this strange BASIC thng...

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[info]duraniedrama
2009-11-15 01:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm amused by the comments that point out that "Go" is way too common a word and, therefore, really hard to Google if you're looking for specific information . . .

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[info]meagenimage
2009-11-15 11:02 pm UTC (link)
This seems like appropriate background music.

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[info]kelmendi
2009-11-18 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Or this!

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[info]cazrolime
2009-11-21 03:44 pm UTC (link)
The thing that shocks me most about this wank is that I understand all the jokes in this post.

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[info]cazrolime
2009-11-21 03:47 pm UTC (link)
...Except for the ones in the comments. My brain doesn't quite have the capacity for that much knowledge.

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