Scrapple, it's what's for breakfast.
Everyone loves vintage wank, and everyone loves food wank. So what happens when we mix the two of them together?

Pure Gold.

In thoroughly modern fashion, EPICURE’s recipe was almost immediately wikified. PORCUPINE warned against over-frying the scrapple, A HOUSEKEEPER swapped in Graham flour, and MIDDLETOWN gave her method for removing excess grease.

Only PHYSICIAN seemed content with the dish as it was, calling it “a positive luxury, throwing the Frenchman’s pâté de foie gras entirely into the shade.”

As always, the haters far outnumbered the fans: One reader declared that he’d just as soon fry bread in lard and eat it than partake in what others called an “abominable mess,” a “culinary fraud upon the stomach” and a great way to contract trichinosis.

Many thanks to the NY Times for the excellent ~~wank report~~ article.

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sequinedlizard
2009-12-02 08:10 pm UTC (link)

He's the person I'd want if I was trapped on a desert island. He wove his own kilt, put together the table in his dorm room so could work on chain mail and it was held together mainly by how the parts leaned together, he was a sculptor in bronze, a photographer, and had a penchant for practicing throwing knives/spikes/whatever.

He also looked like what romance novels mean when they say "wild man."

If you live in Maryland, look around Peabody. He does grounds work there when he's not making really amazing jewelry or taking care of animals.

I admit to being slightly jealous of his wife :)

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	brennalarose 2009-12-03 04:04 am UTC (link)
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sequinedlizard
2009-12-03 04:33 am UTC (link)

Indeed. He was the one who taught me how to swordfight, and still brings out all the sharp pointy objects whenever our group gets together. He's shaved his facial hair, but he's still ridiculously well built.

I bunked in his room my sophomore year of college, and I almost slipped in the puddles of drool from the people ogling him all the time. Can't say I blame them :) I totally would've shagged him silly if that had been an option.

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