Whenever I hear some dingbat practitioner go on about weather control, all I can think of is Belgarath reaming Garion about conjuring up lightning bolts, because he had to clean up the messes fucking with the weather caused all over the world.

I do this in lieu of facepalming and yelling at them to GTFO my religion.

...actually a fair bit of my magical education came from Eddings novels. This would probably explain a lot about me.