Attending college or university is a privilege, not a right, asswipe. You're only entitled to 12 years of public schooling. After that, you're on your own. I'm sure U of M (whichever campus you're at) would be more than happy to show you to the door and give your seat to someone who doesn't disrespect professors and disrupt the learning of other students.

Honestly, when I would get bored in a class in undergrad I'd take in a Sudoku puzzle. You're not bothering any one else and it looks like you're taking notes.